More general political musings of the day…

Pakistan Army men a.k.a. men in Pakistan Army uniforms.
a.k.a. = also known as.
(That AKA is also AK Antony is purely coincidental)

All members of the Congress are born with a clean chit in their mouth.

Every Pakistani leader dreams of a Plot that will win Kashmir.
Every Indian leader dreams of a Talk that will win the Nobel Peace Prize over Kashmir.
Result: No-one wins.

Millions of bullets.
Thousands of deaths.
Hundreds of failed talks.
Dozens of inept leaders.
Two pissed off N-powers.
1 disputed territory.
Zero solutions.

Dear Congress,
If BJP is rated 4/10 in cyberspace, then they can probably double it to 8 with sustained effort.
You are at -1 and hence eNREGA will probably double it to -2.

Congress’ most dangerous enemies…
First: Pappu’s speech writer.
Second: Diggy Raja.
Third: Modi.
No consolation prize to: BJP.

Difference between Congress and BJP…
Man writes Sonia biography thousands of kilometres away.
Congress goes ballistic and bans it.
Man insults Modi right next to Shivraj
Shivraj keeps quiet and buzzes off.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru