Can we have someone other than Pappu as PM?
400 Bad Request.

Can you please tell me details of Sonia’s IT returns and foreign visits?
403 Forbidden.

Can you tell me anything about Sonia?
308 Permanent Redirect.

Can you please hand me the relevant CoalGate files?
404 Not Found.

Can you give me the details of the Bofors case?
301 Moved Permanently.

I want to peacefully protest against the government.
401 Unauthorized.

But my method is totally peaceful!
405 Method Not Allowed.

Just a teeny weeny protest?
406 Not Acceptable.

I am going to keep trying.
408 Request Timeout.

Can I contest the elections from the Congress ticket?
402 Payment Required.

It’s a crisis. Please connect me to Pappu.
410 Gone.

Despite what Pappu says, I’m angry.
420 Enhance Your Calm.

When will you remove poverty from India?
102 Processing.

Can you give me all the list of real (not claimed) accomplishments of UPA2?
204 No Content.

How will Pappu solve all the problems of India?
413 Request Entity Too Large.

How are you coping dealing with CoalGate, ThoriumGate…
504 Gateway Timeout.

Some average citizen is criticizing the government. Can you arrest him?
202 Accepted.

Finally during 2014, when the Congress asks for votes, the citizen will say…
426 Upgrade Required.
Or
444 No Response.

© Sunil Rajguru

Computer = An ancient 186 caught in a time warp in 2013.

Operating System = Windows, which keeps hanging all the time.

Browser = IE, a default most people are stuck with.

Software = Malware/Spyware/Virus.

Hardware = An empty cabinet.

Internet Status Code = 404.

Software firm = Microsoft, the hated market leader.

Mobile = A cheap Chinese version which has flooded the market.

Internet Connection = Still dial-up.

Computer game = Ping pong.

Search engine = AltaVista (Defunct).

Email = Hotmail (Hundreds of millions still have it, but no-one really uses it).

Program = Trojan Horse.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru