Computer = An ancient 186 caught in a time warp in 2013.

Operating System = Windows, which keeps hanging all the time.

Browser = IE, a default most people are stuck with.

Software = Malware/Spyware/Virus.

Hardware = An empty cabinet.

Internet Status Code = 404.

Software firm = Microsoft, the hated market leader.

Mobile = A cheap Chinese version which has flooded the market.

Internet Connection = Still dial-up.

Computer game = Ping pong.

Search engine = AltaVista (Defunct).

Email = Hotmail (Hundreds of millions still have it, but no-one really uses it).

Program = Trojan Horse.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru