Right to Ignorance: We cannot know anything about them.
Right to Idiocy: They can say anything they want.
Right to I: I, me and myself, the ego.
Right to Incite (violence): All across the country.
Right to Idealism: It stops at that. No action.
Right to Ideology: Even if it’s disruptive.
Right to Idleness: In Parliament, that is.
Also means…
Right to Ignominy, Illogicality, Immorality, Irresponsibility…
© Sunil Rajguru
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Pyaz rulayega, tel aag lagayega, rupaiyya gir jayegaa, food bill economy ko khaayega, koyala dhan ko kala karayega, 2G jee jee karke marega…
Ek din Rupee, petrol, onion… sab ek saath century maarenge aur India all out ho jaayega.
Maybe he should now be promoted to…
Onion Man in a Banana Republic.
#RobertVadra
Work from home.
#Petrol
Eat Jain diet.
#Onion
Invest in Dollars.
#Rupee
Stop following news.
#Scams
Coming soon:
Onion Shanti Onion with the dialogue…
Ek chutki pyaaz ki keemat tum kya jaano!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
10 ways to counter Pakistan…
1. Denial.
2. Bluster.
3. Confusion.
4. Summon envoy.
5. Parliament Resolution.
6. Cricket ban.
7. Petition US.
8. Talk about talks.
9. Hope.
10. Forget.
They say…
1. Anna is anarchy.
2. Social media is anarchy.
3. Rajya Sabha is anarchy.
But…
It feels like there’s no Government at the Centre.
That’s anarchy.
I shudder what will happen when Pappu reads Descartes.
The poor man will just have to say…
I think I am rich therefore I am.
This government is like a cancer to the nation without a sense of humour.
In fact, it has a sense of tumour.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru