10 ways to counter Pakistan…
1. Denial.
2. Bluster.
3. Confusion.
4. Summon envoy.
5. Parliament Resolution.
6. Cricket ban.
7. Petition US.
8. Talk about talks.
9. Hope.
10. Forget.

They say…
1. Anna is anarchy.
2. Social media is anarchy.
3. Rajya Sabha is anarchy.
But…
It feels like there’s no Government at the Centre.
That’s anarchy.

I shudder what will happen when Pappu reads Descartes.
The poor man will just have to say…
I think I am rich therefore I am.

This government is like a cancer to the nation without a sense of humour.
In fact, it has a sense of tumour.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru