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Rupaiyya aur Sensex to girta hi rahega…

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How foreign currencies discuss the Rupee…
US$: Maine half-century maara.
Euro: Main century maarne wala hu.
UK Pound: Main nervous nineties main hu.
Kuwati Dinar: LOL! Maine kab ka double century maara!

Yesterday the Sensex said…
Bahut hua samman!
Netalog, Rupee sab gir rahe hai, main bhi girta hu!

Duck Tales…
2009-11: Duck Soup government.
2011-13: Lame duck government.
2013-14: Dead duck government.
2014: Sitting Duck for polls?
‪#‎UPA‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Dollar is on the decline…

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Due to inflation, the Million Dollar Question will now be called the Billion Dollar Question.

∙ At this rate in 2050, Who Wants to be a Millionaire? will imply: Who wants to be Poor?

∙ Dollar Diplomacy now implies cheap diplomacy.

∙ A Dollar Store is an empty store.

∙ Hence, kindly replace Dollar Dreams with Dollar Nightmares.

© Sunil Rajguru