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The conundrum that is Pakistan…

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Pakistan hates America, but loves to take huge military and financial aid from it.

Pakistan hates terrorists, but loves to give them all forms of support.

Pakistan loves the Army, but hates to accept the fact that it has ruined democracy in Pakistan.

Pakistan loves fundamentalists, but hates to acknowledge the destruction they have unleashed.

Pakistan hates India, but loves blaming it for all its ills.

Pakistan loves Kashmir, so much so that it seems to hate all its other provinces.

© Sunil Rajguru

Indo-Pak Nobel Peace Prize musings…

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(Reference: 2014 Nobel Peace Prize)

Too young to vote.
Too young to marry.
Old enough to get a Nobel Prize.
‪#‎MalalaYousafzai‬

Who won the Nobel Prize?
Nobel Committee: Indo-Pak Peace. Hindu-Muslim bhai bhai.

War and Peace…
War at the Indo-Pak border.
Peace Prize for two Indo-Pak citizens.
‪#‎LoC‬ ‪#‎Satyarthi‬ ‪#‎Malala‬

Fact of the day…
This is the first time that an Indian-born Indian resident citizen has won the Nobel Prize after 1930.

3 Indians won the Bharat Ratna for winning the Nobel Prize.
‪#‎CVRaman‬ ‪#‎MotherTeresa‬ ‪#‎AmartyaSen‬
Is Kailash Satyarthi next?

So now Pakistan shares an uneasy relationship with all its Nobel Laureates.
‪#‎AbdusSalam‬ ‪#‎MalalaYousafzai‬

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When Bilawal Bhutto wanted every inch of Kashmir…

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Dear Bilawal,
First try to take Pakistan from the Pakistani Army.
Then fantasize about taking Kashmir from the Indian Army.

Zulfikar: We’ll eat grass but build the bomb.
Benazir: We’ll eat grass but build self-destructing militancy.
Bilawal: We’ll eat grass.

Bilawal: Why is our country called Pakistan?
Papa: P for Punjab, A for Afghania, K for Kashmir…
Bilawal: What? We’ll take back Kashmir!!!

Bilawal Bhutto heard it as…
Doodh maangoge to kheer denge,
Kashmir maangoge to beer denge.

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UPA hurtles from one disaster to another…

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10 ways to counter Pakistan…
1. Denial.
2. Bluster.
3. Confusion.
4. Summon envoy.
5. Parliament Resolution.
6. Cricket ban.
7. Petition US.
8. Talk about talks.
9. Hope.
10. Forget.

They say…
1. Anna is anarchy.
2. Social media is anarchy.
3. Rajya Sabha is anarchy.
But…
It feels like there’s no Government at the Centre.
That’s anarchy.

I shudder what will happen when Pappu reads Descartes.
The poor man will just have to say…
I think I am rich therefore I am.

This government is like a cancer to the nation without a sense of humour.
In fact, it has a sense of tumour.

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How Pakistan was saved again and again…

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1947. I’ll save you from India: Jinnah.

1958. I’ll save you from this sham democracy: Ayub Khan.

1969. I’ll save you from Ayub: Yahya Khan.

1971. I’ll save you from these dictators: Zulfikar Ali Bhutto.

1977. I’ll save you from these jokers: Zia-ul-Haq.

1988. I’ll save you from all these dictators: Benazir Bhutto.

1999: I’ll save you from corruption: Musharraf.

2008: I’ll save you from Musharraf: Yet another Zardari.

Coming Soon: I’ll save you from Zardari, corruption and all the evils of Pakistan and then you will celebrate like crazy and get disillusioned in no time…

P.S. We are always there to save you: USA. (Main Hoon Na!)

Bottomline: Pakistan has been saved so many times, that it is now totally beyond saving.

© Sunil Rajguru