1947. I’ll save you from India: Jinnah.

1958. I’ll save you from this sham democracy: Ayub Khan.

1969. I’ll save you from Ayub: Yahya Khan.

1971. I’ll save you from these dictators: Zulfikar Ali Bhutto.

1977. I’ll save you from these jokers: Zia-ul-Haq.

1988. I’ll save you from all these dictators: Benazir Bhutto.

1999: I’ll save you from corruption: Musharraf.

2008: I’ll save you from Musharraf: Yet another Zardari.

Coming Soon: I’ll save you from Zardari, corruption and all the evils of Pakistan and then you will celebrate like crazy and get disillusioned in no time…

P.S. We are always there to save you: USA. (Main Hoon Na!)

Bottomline: Pakistan has been saved so many times, that it is now totally beyond saving.

© Sunil Rajguru