Kejri holidays even as Delhi becomes a dump…

People are starving!
Marie-Antoinette—Let them eat cake!
People are suffering pollution!
Sri Sri Kejri Baba—Let them get naturopathy!

Mukhya Mantri Kejri = Dukhi Mantri Kejri.
Always complaining.
Always abusing.
Always blaming others.
Always giving reasons for failure.

Arvind Karl Marx virtually sold Communism while campaigning.
New Communism has finally come to New Delhi.
Enjoy till 2020!

Instead of meeting the problem or meeting the protestors or even meeting experts, Kejri will meet the press in a conference.
Story of his political life!

Who said Kejri doesn’t have other portfolios?
Minister (Press Conferences).
Minister (Passing the Buck).
Minister (Out of State Matters).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

US Presidential poll musings…

This year the least hated presidential candidate will be elected to lead the world’s Number 1 Superpower.

Latest US Prez requirement…
“Don’t be born in the American mainland”.
Obama: Born in Hawaii.
McCain: Born in Panama Canal Zone.
Cruz: Born in Canada.

US Democratic fight…
Old (Hillary-68) versus Older (Sanders-74).
Leftist (Hillary) versus Leftister (Sanders).

America’s Presidential C-Battle…
Capitalist Trump.
Communist Sanders .
Clinton The Second.
Canadian American Cruz.
Cuban American Rubio.

Cruz cruises.
Trump trumped.
Marco makes a mark.
Hillary jittery.
Bernie nearly.

US poll wisdom…
Hillary supporters will vote for Hillary.
Cruz supporters will vote for Cruz.
Ben supporters will vote for Ben.
Trump supporters “may” vote for Trump.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru