How Congress slogans should actually change…

Then… and…
Now.

Garibi Hatao.
Congress Hatao.

Wipe every tear from every eye.
Wipe every Congress leader from every State.

Ho raha Bharat Nirman.
Ho raha Pappu Nirman.

Poori roti khayenge, Congress ko jitayenge.
Poora scam ka paisa khaayenge, desh ko dubaayenge.

Kattar soch nahin, yuva josh.
Kattar soch, nahin yuva josh.

Main nahih, hum.
Hum gaya tel lene, sirf main.

Vote for calf and cow,
Forget all others now,
Vote Congress.
Vote for cow slaughter,
Vote Congress.

Jai Jawan Jai Kisan.
OROP Jawan MNREGA Kisan.

Indira is India and India is Indira.
Sonia and Pappu are India and India is Sonia and Pappu.
(That doesn’t make any sense. Well, this party stopped making sense long back.)

Congress ka hath, Aam Aadmi ke saath
Congress ka hath, aam aadmi ko thappad.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AdarshLiberals still going strong…

Step 1: Attack Modi virulently.
Step 2: Support…
a. Ishrat Jahan.
b. Afzal Guru.
c. Ajmal Kasab.
Step 3: Call India Intolerant.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

Either ‪#‎ShutDownJNU‬
OR rename it as ‪#‎KarlMarxUniversity‬ for that is what it is
OR revamp it totally and rename it as ‪#‎NetajiSubhasChandraBoseUniversity‬.

Intolerant Nehru.
Fascist Indira.
Dictator Sanjay.
Communal Rajiv.
Destructive Sonia.
Incompetent Pappu.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬: Just transfer all the adjectives to Modi!

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ logic…
Since Hinduism is the oldest surviving religion in the world, all the ills in the world can be attributed to it.
Second oldest Judaism—Perfect!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru