Twisted TV shows for Indian politics…

Kahani Har Scam Ki
The never ending saga of the UPA government.

Kasautii Internet Kay.
The continuous battle of the UPA to censor the Internet.

Baal Damaad: Kachchi Umar Ke Kachche Rishte
Story of perennial “Youth” Congress leader Rahul Gandhi.

Kaun Banega Arabpati?
Stories of all the never-ending scams.

Tu Tu Main Main
Congress-BJP debates in Parliament.

Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai
The love-hate relationship between the Congress and BJP which some have termed match-fixing.

Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Hain?
Interviews of various politicians across the land.

Comedy Circus
Regular round-up of Indian politics.

And lastly, a non-political one…
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Nahin Thi
Starring Eve (and Adam) when her sons get married.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Some political definitions…

Lok Sabha boycott: An art perfected by Rahul Gandhi, while the BJP is still struggling to pull it off.

PM’s Statement in the House: Something that rarely comes and when it does, there’s no-one around to listen to it.

Opposition: Something the BJP has outsourced to civil society, CAG, courts etc.

Social Networking: The new terror network and danger to India.

Lakh Crore: The very basic unit of a scam.

NDA: Non-functioning Democratic Alliance.

UPA: Unilateral Parties Association.

The NaMo Test: The litmus test in Indian politics. You are either with him or against him with nothing in between.

Civil Society: A type of society that the government finds quit uncivil.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

You know what, I was thinking…
I don’t care!

The breakfast I had was…
F*** off!

Wanna see my photo album?
I don’t have time for such things!

Will you play a game with me?
Are you nuts?

Will you take my quiz?
You’re so idle!

Let’s support a cause…
Too busy!

Farming would be a nice part-time hobby.
Keep dreaming!

…and then God created Facebook and Twitter!

This version by Sunil Rajguru