You know what, I was thinking…
I don’t care!
The breakfast I had was…
F*** off!
Wanna see my photo album?
I don’t have time for such things!
Will you play a game with me?
Are you nuts?
Will you take my quiz?
You’re so idle!
Let’s support a cause…
Too busy!
Farming would be a nice part-time hobby.
Keep dreaming!
…and then God created Facebook and Twitter!
This version by Sunil Rajguru