Lok Sabha boycott: An art perfected by Rahul Gandhi, while the BJP is still struggling to pull it off.

PM’s Statement in the House: Something that rarely comes and when it does, there’s no-one around to listen to it.

Opposition: Something the BJP has outsourced to civil society, CAG, courts etc.

Social Networking: The new terror network and danger to India.

Lakh Crore: The very basic unit of a scam.

NDA: Non-functioning Democratic Alliance.

UPA: Unilateral Parties Association.

The NaMo Test: The litmus test in Indian politics. You are either with him or against him with nothing in between.

Civil Society: A type of society that the government finds quit uncivil.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru