Today’s musings on Coalgate and other scams…

∙ Ole TV show…
Sawaal dus crore ka.
New UPA-CAG reality show…
Sawaal dus lakh crore ka.

∙ Some very large numbers…
Centillion, Millinillion, Icosillion, Googleplex, Googol, Size of UPA Scams…

∙ The 3Cs against the Congress: CAG, Civil Society & Courts.
The 1C for the Congress: Corruption.

∙ Sonia has by far the greatest ROI in the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty.
With a minority share (145 & 206) of Lok Sabha seats, she has presided over a dictatorial government with the greatest scams.

∙ CAG Power=Coal, Aviation, Generations of mobile telephony, Power scams

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes Coalgate chapter

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Coalgate.
Coalgate who?
Coal gets you Rs 1.86 lakh crore in this country!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanimozhi.
Kanimozhi who?
Can you move me to the Coal Ministry? 2G is so passé now!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jaiswal.
Jaiswal who?
Je sawaal karna band karo, koi ghotala nahin hain… zero loss hai… in fact minus zero loss hai…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Manmohan.
Manmohan who?
Man more henpecking from Sonia coming my way!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru