Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 20

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Usain.
Usain who?
You sayin’ I’m the greatest? No? OK I say it, “I’m the greatest!”

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
An’ now to the political part of our movement!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Brake on the economy, but not on my presidential re-election bid. Thank you Romney!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Modi.
Modi who?
More the people discussing my PM’s chances, the greater chance I have! Keep talking!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

UPAnomics…

Step 1: Allocate Rs 7000 crores for something as useless as mobiles for below poverty line families.

Step 2: Thousands of crores will disappear along the chain leading to a new scam.

Step 3: Telecom scam is now complete. Spectrum scam gets a partner in handset scam.

Step 4: Crores of BPL families end up with a mobile instead of roti, kapda or makaan.

Step 5: If they really are BPL, then they neither need nor can afford to use a mobile, so they sell it cheaply to buy food.

End result: The nation spends Rs 7000 crore in a scheme that benefits no-one in the long run and only adds to general inflation and economic mess.

Gresham’s law of Economics: Bad money drives out good.
UPA’s law of Economics: Bad schemes drive out good.

UPA1=NREGA dole. UPA2=Free mobiles for BPL families. UPA3 is what?
Bhagwan ke naam pe ek vote de de re baba!

This version by Sunil Rajguru