Step 1: Allocate Rs 7000 crores for something as useless as mobiles for below poverty line families.

Step 2: Thousands of crores will disappear along the chain leading to a new scam.

Step 3: Telecom scam is now complete. Spectrum scam gets a partner in handset scam.

Step 4: Crores of BPL families end up with a mobile instead of roti, kapda or makaan.

Step 5: If they really are BPL, then they neither need nor can afford to use a mobile, so they sell it cheaply to buy food.

End result: The nation spends Rs 7000 crore in a scheme that benefits no-one in the long run and only adds to general inflation and economic mess.

Gresham’s law of Economics: Bad money drives out good.
UPA’s law of Economics: Bad schemes drive out good.

UPA1=NREGA dole. UPA2=Free mobiles for BPL families. UPA3 is what?
Bhagwan ke naam pe ek vote de de re baba!

This version by Sunil Rajguru