Manmohan gave a Thousand official speeches.
No-one remembers any of them.
Modi has already given a Thousand speeches.
No-one can remember which one is the very best.
P.S. Difficult to piece together 1000 coherent Pappu words.
1773: Boston Tea Party.
2009: Republican Tea Party.
2014: Modi Tea Party.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
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Dear Mani Shankar Aiyar,
Aapka Mukhya Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Aapka Pradhan Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Koi baat nahin, aap zindagi bhar coffee peete raho.
Panneerselvam was a tea shop owner.
Chaiwallahs are taking over India.
The would-be-PM CMs…
Nitish. Kejriwal. Jaya. Mamata.
3/4 are not even CMs.
(Pappu not even anywhere near would-be-CM)
#SudhakarraoNaik #ManoharJoshi #NarayanRane #RabriDevi #ManmohanSingh #JayaReplacement
Generally remote controls are disasters in Indian politics.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Modi: There is no humour in Parliament.
Pappu: I protest! You are wrong as usual! What about the Congress being reduced to a joke?
Started in 2002, it still continues…
Baithe, baithe, kya karein? Karna hai kuch kaam,
Shuru karo ek cooked up story, leke Modi ka naam!
Rome wasn’t built in a day.
10 years wasn’t enough time for Sonia.
What? Modi hasn’t transformed India in 3 months?
The Congressi Ratna…
23 political party members won the Bharat Ratna.
All 23 were current/former members of the Congress party.
Nehruvian Consensus is a misnomer.
Nehru was an autocrat and half his Cabinet quit in protest.
It should be Nehruvian Diktat.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
1. It is nothing but a triumph of marketing and money power.
2. He didn’t win. 69% of India rejected him!
3. What can anyone do if the Indian electorate is fascinated by Fascism?
4. So? Even Hitler won the elections!
5. Stop celebrating his win. You will soon lose all your fundamental rights.
6. All the minorities don’t accept him and hence his mandate is illegal.
7. The RSS is now running the country. One remote control has replaced another.
8. Modi polarized the country and that’s why he won.
9. The Congress couldn’t communicate its achievements properly.
10. Priyanka came in late and scared Modi. Had she come earlier…
P.S.
The first party got 282.
The second party got 44.
In any other country this would be considered a universal landslide.
But India is India!
© Sunil Rajguru
A tale of 3 Gujaratis…
The Mahatma cemented the dynasty by backing Nehru in 1947.
Morarji fought the dynasty from 1966-77 and finally beat Indira.
Modi has almost destroyed the dynasty in 2014.
Forget Modi’s Gujarat Model.
More leaders are petrified of the Amit Shah Uttar Pradesh model being implemented in their States.
Q: Modi says he’ll give his report in 2019. Will you give yours in 2014?
Manmohan: Errr…. Madam se poochke batata hu… #TheekHai?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Die-hard supporters of the 26% 2004 Congress Raj are beating the drum saying “BJP got only 31%” even though the NDA got 38.5%.
Modi haters…
2004 mandate throwing up leader with least mass base (Manmohan) = Valid.
2014 mandate throwing up leader with highest mass base (Modi) = Invalid.
If Modi becomes PM…
I’ll leave India.
I’ll leave my State.
I’ll change my name.
I’ll run naked.
Not one said…
“Even if my sworn enemy comes to power, I will continue with my service to the nation.”
Modi hater…
After the voting:
Laaga ungli pe daag! Itne logon ne vote kiya!
After the results:
Laaga electorate pe daag! Itne logon ne BJP ko vote kiya!
According to them…
2004: Congress leads with 145 seats.
—>The people of are wise and can’t be fooled!
2014: NDA gets 336 seats.
—>The people of India have been fooled!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru