More ban gaya Modi sarkaar musings…

Open Letter to Narendra Modi…
Dear Modi,
You got where you are by not listening to most of the jokers of this country.
Continue doing what you want and not bothering about Open Letters.

Best #BlowToModi headline post-May 16…
69% of India’s electorate reject Modi.

As orators, Modi-Sushma-Jaitley-Advani-Rajnath are far far superior to Sonia-Manmohan-Pappu-Etc.
At least we’ll “listen” to our government for a change.

Do hazaar chaar main ek chaare aane ki sarkaar aayi thi.
Ab solaah May ke baad solaahwe Lok Sabha main ek solaah aane ki sarkaar aa rahi hai.

Stupid question…
Will Nehru approve of Modi?
More relevant question today…
Will Modi approve of Nehru?

The Fates have just edited #BlowToModi
Henceforth the letter “l” has been dropped.
#BowToModi

2002-14: #BlowToModi millions of times.
May 16: Just “One”…
#BlowToCong #BlowToSonia #BlowToMSM #BlowToLiberals #BlowToPseudoSeculars #BlowToPseudoIntellectuals #BlowToDelhiCocktailCircuit.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Ban gaya Modi sarkaar musings…

Na billi hai na parcha hai,
Bas Modi ka hi charcha hai,
Ye desh ke liye accha hai,
Ye solah aane saccha hai.

This was the biggest polarization event in the history of Independent India.
The people were on one side.
The intellectuals, MSM, liberals and pseudo-seculars were on the other side.

In the world of Indian TV channels and Time magazine, Kejriwal has won 300 Lok Sabha seats.
In the real world however, he couldn’t make it to double digits.

Kerala…
Highest divorce rate.
Highest suicide rate.
Highest Congress Lok Sabha seat win rate.

All the Congress CMs have offered to resign. What about you?
Sonia-Pappu: We can’t do that. The Dynasty is of divine origin.

The Modi hater…
The Congress lost.
Kejriwal didn’t win.
The people were polarized.
Modi is lucky and he is in for trouble.

Amit Shah has more brains than Sonia, Pappu and Pappini combined.
Modi is way outta their league.

Modi haters get a new mission.
To undermine the office of the PMO.

Voters’ final message…
So called secular parties are communal.
So called communal party is development party.

Q1: Will the Congress rule?
Q2: Will the Third Front rule?
Q3: Will the Congress and Third Front join hands?
A: The Congress has become the Third Front.

Congress is a regional party.
BJP UP is bigger than Congress India in terms of Lok Sabha seats.

Modi+: Triple Century.
Pappu+: Half-century.
Kejriwal: Single digits.
Yet for the mainstream media, all three were the same.

Congress: #MissionSaveDynasty
D4: #Mission160
Modi: #Mission272
Goal-setting is the most important thing.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The (Mo)D-Day is finally here…

Modi’s success is one-third ability (proved as CM) + one-third hard work (stunning electoral campaign) + one-third sheer luck (countless Congress self-goals).

Abki baar Modi sarkaar,
Agli baar bhi Modi sarkaar,
Pappu ko dikhao bahaar jaane ka dwaar.

Other battles won…
Right beats Left.
SM beats MSM.
Development beats pseudo-secularism.
Experience beats inexperience.

Today the biggest self-fulfilling prophesy of India has come true.
#ModiHaters

(If he delivers)
Tallest BJS/BJP leaders…
1. Modi.
2. Vajpayee.
3. Mookerjee.
4. Advani.
5. Upadhyaya.

Lord of the Kings…
2004: Fellowship of the UPA.
2009: The Twin Towers of Sonia and MMS.
2014: Return of the King (Modi).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

My Narendra Modi Columns before he became PM…

Will the Sangh Parivaar be ‘Modi-fied’ on May 16?
May 8, 2014, Sify.com

How Modi emerged as the great unifier
April 26, 2014, Sify.com

Beware! The Fascist dictator riseth!
April 26, 2014, Sify.com

Six firsts if Modi becomes PM…
March 31, 2014, Sify.com

Diary of a rabid Modi hater…
March 25, 2014, Sify.com

Leadership SWOT analysis: Narendra Modi
March 11, 2014, Sify.com

How everybody really loves Modi
March 10, 2014, Sify.com

12 Modi lies the media told you…
February 28, 2014, Sify.com

Any politician at fault? Just blame Modi!
February 25, 2014, Sify.com

Six ways Modi bypassed the ‘media’ to go ‘mainstream’
February 13, 2014, Sify.com

Narendra Modi in black and white
February 9, 2014, Sify.com

The 5 types of Narendra Modi haters
February 4, 2014, Sify.com

10 things propelling Modi to the top
29 January, 2014, Sify.com

The five types of Narendra Modi supporters
14 January, 2014, Sify.com

2013: The Year of Narendra Modi
09 December, 2013, Sify.com

Godhra responsible for Indian Mujahideen?
11 November, 2013, Sify.com

Narendra Modi’s 7 unifying themes
06 November, 2013, Sify.com

Son of the soil trumps shahezaada
01 November, 2013, Sify.com

Anti-Modi camp keeps upping stakes
30 October, 2013, Sify.com

BJP throws down its trump card
07 October, 2013, Sify.com

The A to Z of Narendra Modi
17 September, 2013, Sify.com

Modi’s 12 steps towards the PM’s chair
13 September, 2013, Sify.com

5 observations on the Amartya Sen controversy
26 July, 2013, Sify.com

10 reasons why people are scared of Modi…
24 July, 2013, Sify.com

Don’t worry, Modi is ‘just’ about to be nabbed
04 July, 2013, Sify.com

Modi’s ‘Rambo act’ is bad piece of journalism
26 June, 2013, Sify.com

Why I support Modi
21 June, 2013, Sify.com

10 things that Modi has already achieved…
10 June, 2013, Sify.com

The four stages of Modi’s rise
9 June, 2013, Sify.com

The Modi juggernaut has finally begun
9 June, 2013, Sify.com

7 battles better than Modi vs Rahul
4 June, 2013, Sify.com

The Modi battle is just hotting up
17 March, 2013, Sify.com

What if Narendra Modi is innocent?
11 February, 2013, Sify.com

Modi is the BJP’s only hope
10 January, 2013, Sify.com

8 things that Modi has triumphed against…
22 December, 2012, Sify.com

TV news media: Modi’s biggest friend!
24 October, 2012

It’s Modi versus Rahul in 2014
24 September, 2012, Sify.com

Why Modi can still be PM one day
18 September, 2011, Sify.com

Yet more 2014 General election musings…

Most politicians of India…
Abki baar, Modi se takraar.

Even when he goes to vote, he’s mobbed by a paparazzi kind of crowd with mobicams.
#NaMo

Elections are the only time when you may be asked…
Please show me your finger!

Their strategy…
Attack Modi + Defend Sonia.
Prop up…
Pappu (Fail).
Then Kejriwal (Fail).
Then Mr Vadra (Fail).

Pro-Modi spin…
Giriraj said Modi haters can live.
Farooq said Modi supporters should drown.
Anti-Modi spin…
Giriraj asks Modi haters to take a walk to Pakistan.
Farooq asks Modi supporters to take a walk on the ocean.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Handbook for fighting 2014 general elections…

Want to be seen as secular?
—Attack Modi!

Nurture Prime Ministerial ambitions?
—Attack Modi!

Have zero development stories to boast of?
—Attack Modi!

Opinion polls show your party’s slipping?
—Attack Modi!

Want to please your party’s supreme leader?
—Attack Modi!

Told that there’s a Modi wave in the country?
—Attack Modi!

Tainted with a riot?
—Attack Modi!

Want to save democracy?
—Attack Modi!

Tainted with a scam?
—Attack Modi!

Want to take on crony capitalism?
—Attack Modi!

Part-time politician coming out of the woodworks?
—Attack Modi!

Hear that someone else has attacked Modi?
—Attack Modi!

Modi attacks you?
—Attack Modi!

Don’t know what to say?
—Attack Modi!

Holding a rally?
—Attack Modi!

You are Modi?
—Well the only thing left to do is to attack everyone else!

© Sunil Rajguru