Most politicians of India…
Abki baar, Modi se takraar.

Even when he goes to vote, he’s mobbed by a paparazzi kind of crowd with mobicams.
#NaMo

Elections are the only time when you may be asked…
Please show me your finger!

Their strategy…
Attack Modi + Defend Sonia.
Prop up…
Pappu (Fail).
Then Kejriwal (Fail).
Then Mr Vadra (Fail).

Pro-Modi spin…
Giriraj said Modi haters can live.
Farooq said Modi supporters should drown.
Anti-Modi spin…
Giriraj asks Modi haters to take a walk to Pakistan.
Farooq asks Modi supporters to take a walk on the ocean.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru