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How to spin Modi’s electoral triumphs…

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News: BJP single largest party in Delhi Assembly.
Spin: Kejriwal beats Modi in Delhi! Can be PM!

News: BJP storms Rajasthan and Madhya Pradesh.
Spin: That’s actually Vasundhara and Shivraj!

News: First non-Congress single party to get absolute majority in Lok Sabha.
Spin: 31%.

News: First non-Congress to get 100+ seats in Maharashtra Assembly.
Spin: Missed the majority! Modi wave gone. Brahmin CM!

News: First BJP government in Haryana.
Spin: First non-Jat Chief Minister!

News: BJP increases tally in J&K from 11 to 25.
Spin: Missed the majority! Modi wave gone.

News: BJP first-ever party to get majority in Jharkhand.
Spin: Missed the majority in J&K! Modi wave gone.

© Sunil Rajguru

Modi Freedom of Speech musings…

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Fact 1: The media is petrified of Sonia.
Fact 2: The media has attacked Modi a million times.
Analysis: The Freedom of Speech that flourished under Sonia has vanished under Modi.

People have simply stopped listening to the Delhi elite. Their explanation: It’s a loss of Freedom of Speech!
‪#‎DelhiDurbar‬ ‪#‎ModiSarkar‬

Boring…
Any Khan movie will make Rs 100 crores.
Any Modi election campaign will result in victory.

Pakistan names a cyclone.
That cyclone to hit Gujarat.
‪#‎BlowToModi‬
‪#‎CycloneNilofar‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

October election musings on Modi…

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Narendra Modi is now officially The Terminator for all non-BJP governments.

Maharashtra news…
BJP gains whopping 77 seats, up from 46 to 123 seats.
So called TV expert…
But one exit poll said 151, so they’re actually down by 28 seats!

Modi: On trial for some despite a 100% record.
Modi passed the electoral test in 2002, 2007, 2012, 2013 and 2014 twice.

2013 Polls: Kya acche din aane wale hai?
Lok Sabha Polls: Acche din aane wale hai!
2014 Assembly Polls: Acche din aa gaye hai!

Once the BJP was the Untouchable Party.
Now everyone wants to touch it to taste power.

#BullInChinaShop
#GujaratiManoosInMarathiBastion
#2014MahaPolls

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At the polls: Jai Pappu. Hai hai Modi…

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Pappu star campaigner for Bihar 2010 polls, Congress gets 4/243 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for UP 2012 polls, Congress gets 28/403 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for 2013 Assembly polls, Congress wins 1/5 States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for 2014 Lok Sabha polls, Congress wins 44/543 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu campaigns in Maharashtra and Haryana, Congress loses both States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time! (Till 2024? Till 2029?)

Modi wins 2002 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Polarization!

Modi wins 2007 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Gujaratis have been fooled!

Modi wins 2012 Gujarat Assembly polls.
So what? Expected. TINA!

Modi campaigns to great 2013 Assembly polls victory.
No Modi wave. Even if so, it won’t last till 2014.

Modi leads BJP to spectacular 282 Lok Sabha seats.
31%! Bypolls show Modi wave has ended!

Modi campaign leads to BJP CMs in Maharashtra and Haryana.
Bah! He will never get Tamil Nadu and West Bengal.

Post script…
Pappu’s mistakes will be tolerated for decades.
Modi’s successes will be forgotten in one second.

© Sunil Rajguru

Modi: Fighting elections like a boss…

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2002: After Godhra, you can’t win elections.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2007: You can’t win sans polarization.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2012: You may win, but you can’t become national leader.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2013: Your magic will not work outside Gujarat.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2014: BJP will never get a Lok Sabha majority.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

2014: Maharashtra and Haryana can never have BJP CMs.
Modi: Challenge accepted!

So what’s the next challenge they are throwing at Modi?

© Sunil Rajguru

Modibhai in America…

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…and then Modi walked into the sunset with Obama and said, “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

Wherever he went with his development tune, all the world leaders said, “Play it again NaMo!”

Modi: May the force be with you!
Obama: Kem cho?
Rajdeep: ***hole!
2014 continues to be a topsy turvy year…

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