Manmohan gave a Thousand official speeches.
No-one remembers any of them.
Modi has already given a Thousand speeches.
No-one can remember which one is the very best.
P.S. Difficult to piece together 1000 coherent Pappu words.
1773: Boston Tea Party.
2009: Republican Tea Party.
2014: Modi Tea Party.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
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Recently US President Barack Obama said that Climate Change was America’s biggest threat and one even greater than terrorism.
If he really believed that then he would announce the following…
We are conducting joint air strikes over the most polluting industries in the world.
We are sending CIA operatives to find out how the biggest corporates are the biggest polluters and are bending rules to pollute the environment.
We are sending thousands marines all over the world to protect areas like the Amazon forest.
We are conducting economic sanctions against all the countries which happen to be the biggest polluters in the world.
We will use our veto power in the United Nations to pass and not block resolutions which realize the gravity of Climate Change.
However…
…we’d rather use all the above resources to blow the living daylights out of the poorest zones of the world so that they will breed more resentment that will necessitate a backlash that will lead to further strikes ad infinitum, thereby damning the environment of those particular zones ad infinitum.
Hello terrorism, goodbye environment.
© Sunil Rajguru
Pakistan sure knows how to play America to get billions of dollars for nothing in return for most of the time.
Please sing to the tune of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits…
I want my military fee…
Now look at them generals, that’s the way you do it,
You play the terrorists and then set them free,
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it,
Money for nothin’ and arms for free,
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it.
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb,
Maybe get a little sinister on your swagger,
Maybe get a swagger on your n-bomb.
We gotta install nuclear-tipped missiles,
Custom Chinese and North Korean deliveries,
We gotta move these armies,
We gotta move these hidden Al-Qaidis,
(See the little president with spectacles and the grin,
Yeah buddy that’s his own hair,
That little president got his own jet airplane,
That little president he’s a millionaire)
We gotta install nuclear-tipped missiles,
Custom Chinese and North Korean deliveries,
We gotta move these armies,
We gotta move these hidden Al-Qaidis,
I shoulda learned to play the superpowers,
I shoulda learned to play them dumbs,
Look at that drama, they’ve got the bloody moolah,
Man we could have some,
And they’re up there, what’s that? Nuclear noises?
Bangin’ on the missiles like a chimpanzee,
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it,
Get your money for nothin’ get your arms for free
We gotta install nuclear-tipped missiles,
Custom Chinese and North Korean deliveries,
We gotta move these armies,
We gotta move these hidden Al-Qaidis.
Money for nothin’ and your arms for free,
Look at that, look at that…
Money for nothin’ and your arms for free,
I want my, I want my, I want my military fee,
Money for nothin’ and arms for free…
I want my, I want my, I want my military fee…
(Original Song: Money for Nothing.
Group: Dire Straits.
Year: 1985)
This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru
This is what the biggest blank cheque in the world looks like…
Recipient: Pakistan.
Payee: United States of America.
Bank: Federal Reserve.
Signatory: US President.
Purpose: To fight terror.
Funds actually used for: 1. Sustaining the lifestyles of the rich and famous in Pakistan. 2. Building nukes that may one day be used against America. 3. Funding the war of terror against India.
Linked Accounts: Swiss.
Validity: Decades old and still counting…
© Sunil Rajguru