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Form is temporary, Kohli is permanent.
There is one department in which Virat Kohli is a total Zero.
He simply can’t play the dot ball!
Jab captain ho Dhoni,
Aur batsman ho Kohli,
Jab sub-continent pe spinners,
Tab India hai winners.
Gavaskar—King when Tests ruled.
Tendulkar—King when ODIs ruled.
Kohli—King when T20s rule.
Therefore, India’s slogan before every cricket match…
Ab ki baar Kohli ka waar.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Congress = CPM Lite.
Naxalism = CPM Extreme.
BJP = RSS Lite.
VHP = RSS Extreme.
Bajrang Dal = VHP Extreme.
Shiv Sena = BJP Extreme.
MNS = Shiv Sena Extreme.
Trinamool, NCP, YSR, AAP… = Congress Franchises.
SP, JD(U) = Secularism Extreme.
ADMK = DMK 2.0.
BSP = Maya. Maya = BSP.
BJD = Naveen. Naveen = BJD.
RJD = Laloo. Laloo = RJD.
Finally, sadly, for most Indians…
AGP = NPF = MNF = UDP = …
© Sunil Rajguru
Kejriwal bolta media paid hai…
Shazia Ilmi, ex-Star.
Ashutosh, ex-Aaj Tak-IBN7.
Manish Sisodia, ex-Zee News-AIR.
Anita Pratap, ex- Time magazine-Indian Express.
Ashish Khetan, ex-Tehelka-Gulail.
Rakhi Birlan, ex-Jain TV.
Jarnail Singh, ex-Dainik Jagran.
Kejriwal bolta chargesheeted politicians and those with court cases—politics chhodo!
Kejriwal: Dharna case, multiple code of conduct violations.
Bharti: Pulled up by court, vigilante raid case.
Ashutosh-Shazia: BJP headquarters’ attack case.
Manish Sisodia: Fined in Sibal defamation case.
Many AAP Lok Sabha candidates: Many criminal cases.
Kejriwal bolta India ka capitalism crony hai …
Kejriwal, ex-Tata Steel.
Meera Sanyal, ex-CEO and Chairperson of Royal Bank of Scotland.
V Balakrishnan, ex-CFO Infosys.
Somnath Bharti, ex-Madgen Solutions.
Dilip Pandey, ex-TCS.
Kejriwal blasts establishment…
Thus spake Kejriwal, ex-IIT, ex-IRS, ex-Chief Minister.
Post script…
Kejriwal says all politicians are bad.
Kejriwal is a politician.
© Sunil Rajguru
Earth Hour this month?
About a third of India has been celebrating Earth Hour for more than a Century now, ever since electricity was invented.
Polygamy, where Pol=Politics…
In India politics is wedded to business is wedded to media is wedded to civil society is wedded to politics.
(March 11)
The only successful Third Front may be the one the BJP is leading in Tamil Nadu.
#DMDK #MDMK #PMK
Now if this sounds familiar, it’s what Bush did back in 2003.
#Hillary #Ukraine #Putin
(March 9)
LK Advani: Be cautious of new entrants into the BJP.
P.S. Especially those who joined in 1987 and after.
(March 7)
Laloo is MA.
Akhilesh has foreign degree.
Kejriwal is IIT.
Foulmouthed Aiyar/Khurshid are Oxbridge.
We don’t need no education,
We’re all the same bricks in the wall.
Under Antony’s watch, an Army chief rebelled, an ex-Air Force chief was chargesheeted and a Naval chief resigned.
UPA2 motto: Land, Air or Water, we will goof up no matter what.
(March 6)
How many brutal TV shows and articles against Modi?
Thousands.
How many brutal TV shows and articles against Sonia?
Virtually zero.
#FreedomOfSpeech
(March 5)
Arnab interviews Modi in 2009, Modi loses 11 LS seats to Congress in Gujarat.
Arnab interviews Pappu, Pappu disintegrates.
Arnab interviews Laloo, Laloo loses MLAs, LJP, fights with Congress.
(March 2)
Jao pahale us MMS se Rs 2L crore le aao.
Phir us Raja se Rs 1.76L crore le aao.
Phir mere honour aap jab bologe main apna 0.2L crore lauta doonga!
#SubrataRoy #Sahara
(March 1)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru