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Form is temporary, Kohli is permanent.
There is one department in which Virat Kohli is a total Zero.
He simply can’t play the dot ball!
Jab captain ho Dhoni,
Aur batsman ho Kohli,
Jab sub-continent pe spinners,
Tab India hai winners.
Gavaskar—King when Tests ruled.
Tendulkar—King when ODIs ruled.
Kohli—King when T20s rule.
Therefore, India’s slogan before every cricket match…
Ab ki baar Kohli ka waar.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Congress = CPM Lite.
Naxalism = CPM Extreme.
BJP = RSS Lite.
VHP = RSS Extreme.
Bajrang Dal = VHP Extreme.
Shiv Sena = BJP Extreme.
MNS = Shiv Sena Extreme.
Trinamool, NCP, YSR, AAP… = Congress Franchises.
SP, JD(U) = Secularism Extreme.
ADMK = DMK 2.0.
BSP = Maya. Maya = BSP.
BJD = Naveen. Naveen = BJD.
RJD = Laloo. Laloo = RJD.
Finally, sadly, for most Indians…
AGP = NPF = MNF = UDP = …
© Sunil Rajguru
Kejriwal bolta media paid hai…
Shazia Ilmi, ex-Star.
Ashutosh, ex-Aaj Tak-IBN7.
Manish Sisodia, ex-Zee News-AIR.
Anita Pratap, ex- Time magazine-Indian Express.
Ashish Khetan, ex-Tehelka-Gulail.
Rakhi Birlan, ex-Jain TV.
Jarnail Singh, ex-Dainik Jagran.
Kejriwal bolta chargesheeted politicians and those with court cases—politics chhodo!
Kejriwal: Dharna case, multiple code of conduct violations.
Bharti: Pulled up by court, vigilante raid case.
Ashutosh-Shazia: BJP headquarters’ attack case.
Manish Sisodia: Fined in Sibal defamation case.
Many AAP Lok Sabha candidates: Many criminal cases.
Kejriwal bolta India ka capitalism crony hai …
Kejriwal, ex-Tata Steel.
Meera Sanyal, ex-CEO and Chairperson of Royal Bank of Scotland.
V Balakrishnan, ex-CFO Infosys.
Somnath Bharti, ex-Madgen Solutions.
Dilip Pandey, ex-TCS.
Kejriwal blasts establishment…
Thus spake Kejriwal, ex-IIT, ex-IRS, ex-Chief Minister.
Post script…
Kejriwal says all politicians are bad.
Kejriwal is a politician.
© Sunil Rajguru