Dravid: Did all the work and someone else got the limelight.
Gandhi: Did absolutely nothing and still got the limelight.
Dravid: Saved India on many an occasion.
Gandhi: India needs to be saved from him.
Dravid: The Wall—Nothing could go past him.
Gandhi: The Gate—Everything goes through him.
Dravid: Retired at 38.
Gandhi: At 38 was still a political baby.
Dravid: People were ready to walk miles to watch him bat.
Gandhi: People want to walk miles away when he speaks.
© Sunil Rajguru
Ab ki baar aar ya paar,
Ab ki baar no daraar,
Ab ki baar Delhi is not far,
Pappu PM only in jocular,
Pakki hai Congress ki haar,
Hil gaya Delhi ka durbaar,
Milega use ek naya avatar,
Milenge naye naye shikaar.
Ab ki bar Modi sarkar.
There’s only one charcha in the bazaar,
Only one conversation in every car,
In each and every seminar,
While gulping pizza or idli-sambhaar,
Or even eating caviar,
Only one man is on the radar.
Ab ki bar Modi sarkar.
It’s the ultimate political interwar,
This country has become bipolar,
Desh ke beech main hai deewar,
Par kahe cop, general aur tehesildar,
Bole neta, kisan aur zamindar,
Kahe jawaan, manager aur jamaadar,
Even the student who does ratta maar.
Ab ki bar Modi sarkar.
Detractors kahe ye hain brutal tsar,
Godhra kahe baar baar baar,
Par hai ye bandha superstar,
Yaane ke simply stellular,
BJP ka hai ye lodestar-polestar,
Hai ye Saffron ka renewed waar,
Dega apne opposition ko zabardast maar,
Badlega Bharat ka sansaar,
Ab ki bar Modi sarkar.
This version by Sunil Rajguru