Daily Archives: April 13, 2014

More musings of Pappu the Greatest…

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The diminishing dynasty…
Nehru: Ruled till death.
Indira: Ousted and returned.
Rajiv: Ousted in one term.
Sonia: Never made PM, but power behind it.
Rahul: Will never taste power?

Destruction ka dwaar Pappu sarkaar.

Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar,
Agli baar Pappu sarkaar,
Media ki pasand Kejru sarkaar.

The most successful Congress campaign slogan this time would be…
Agli baar Pappu Sarkaar.
(Would be valid in 2019 too)

After elections, AAP and Congress can merge to become Aam Aadmi Congress.
Party President: Pappu.
2019 PM candidate: Kejriwal.

NaMo: Maine use apni naani yaad dilaa doonga!
Pappu: Fail! Main daadi ko yaad kar raha hu!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

LK Advani fading musings…

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Abki baari Atal Bihari.
Abki baar Modi sarkar.
Went bhains in paani, for LK Advani.

Advani’s 2009 campaign…
Death to rapists.
Will bring back black money.
Manmohan is a stooge.
Still got plastered.
Moral: Don’t be ahead of your times.

Love triumphs over hate.
The Congress started by hating Modi and ended up loving Vajpayee, Advani, Jaswant…

Changing times…
Emergency: Advani looks down on Media.
Babri demolition: Media looks down on Advani.
Today: Advani-media bhai bhai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru