The Congress unleashed two 5-year-plans on the nation.
One: By the Planning Commission lasting for 5 years.
Two: Priyanka Vadra, coming once every 5 years.

The Dynasty…
JaNe.
InGa. SaGa. RaGa Sr. SoGa. RaGa Jr.
PriVa. RoVa.
#NehruGandhiVadra

Ye #ModiVsPriyanka trend kisne nikaala?
It’s #ModiVsSonia.
Pappu is a sub-set of Sonia.
Pappini is a sub-set of Pappu.

Mrs Vadra ko gussa kyun aata hai?
Zindagi bhar aaraam hi aaraam,
with absolutely no kaam,
phir bhi ranting with great alarm.

Why does Modi do childish things like people development?
Why doesn’t he do grown-up things like monetary self-development (just like my wonderful hubby)!
#MrsVadra

In awe of Sonia.
#Strange
In awe of Pappu.
#Stranger
In awe of Mrs Vadra.
#Strangest

These versions by Sunil Rajguru