March 2014 Status Updates

Earth Hour this month?
About a third of India has been celebrating Earth Hour for more than a Century now, ever since electricity was invented.

Polygamy, where Pol=Politics…
In India politics is wedded to business is wedded to media is wedded to civil society is wedded to politics.

(March 11)

The only successful Third Front may be the one the BJP is leading in Tamil Nadu.
#DMDK #MDMK #PMK

Now if this sounds familiar, it’s what Bush did back in 2003.
#Hillary #Ukraine #Putin

(March 9)

LK Advani: Be cautious of new entrants into the BJP.
P.S. Especially those who joined in 1987 and after.

(March 7)

Laloo is MA.
Akhilesh has foreign degree.
Kejriwal is IIT.
Foulmouthed Aiyar/Khurshid are Oxbridge.
We don’t need no education,
We’re all the same bricks in the wall.

Under Antony’s watch, an Army chief rebelled, an ex-Air Force chief was chargesheeted and a Naval chief resigned.
UPA2 motto: Land, Air or Water, we will goof up no matter what.

(March 6)

How many brutal TV shows and articles against Modi?
Thousands.
How many brutal TV shows and articles against Sonia?
Virtually zero.
#FreedomOfSpeech

(March 5)

Arnab interviews Modi in 2009, Modi loses 11 LS seats to Congress in Gujarat.
Arnab interviews Pappu, Pappu disintegrates.
Arnab interviews Laloo, Laloo loses MLAs, LJP, fights with Congress.

(March 2)

Jao pahale us MMS se Rs 2L crore le aao.
Phir us Raja se Rs 1.76L crore le aao.
Phir mere honour aap jab bologe main apna 0.2L crore lauta doonga!
#SubrataRoy #Sahara

(March 1)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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