Daily Archives: December 21, 2012

BJP Gujarat victory musings…

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· In 2007 Gujarat polls, BJP got 10 less seats. In 2012, 2 less. So if BJP gets 114 seats in 2017, Chidambaram will call it a hat-trick of wins for Congress.

· A tale of two would be PMs…
Every success takes me closer to the PM’s chair: Modi.
Funny! The same thing happens with my successive failures: Rahul.

· A tale of 4 Gujaratis…
Gandhi liberated India.
Jinnah created Pakistan.
Patel united India.
What will Modi do?

· Best to take your greatest fears head on.
TV Channels: We’re petrified of Modi becoming PM.
So let’s take it head on and discuss it non-stop!

· Waiting for Rahul to say that had Modi not been born, then there would have been no Godhra, 20% growth in the state and there would have been paradise on Earth in Gujarat.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The world will end musings…

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∙ There’s some vague principle that says the universe exists because we’re there to observe it.
So if the world ends today and we’re the only life forms in the universe, then the universe will simply cease to exist because we’re not around to observe it any more.

∙ If the world is really coming to an end, then most people will pray for just enough time to update their last status message.

∙ If the world ends today, then Sachin would never have retired, the Congress would have never lost power, the global warming dudes were shouting for nothing and hell will burst at the seams.

∙ For many Indians, the world will end in 2014 if Modi becomes PM.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru