· 2014: People get mad, vote out Congress.
Some Third Front joker becomes PM.
2016: People get mad, vote Congress.
Rahul becomes PM. UPA3 becomes triple arrogant.
Protests begin again.

· Congress believes in Monarchy (Nehru-Gandhi dynasty), Dictatorship (We talk, you listen), Communism (Only one party should rule), Riots (Maximum under their rule), Emergency (Offline 1975-77, Section 66A now)…
So why do people still believe in the Congress?

· 1960s: Lohia toppled Cong in States.
1970s: Narayan toppled Indira.
1980s: VP Singh toppled Rajiv.
1990s Vajpayee toppled Sonia.
2010s main koi hai?

· Paap ka ghada bhar gaya.
To Congress ne ek aur ghada laya, jo filaal khali hai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru