Dented and painted…

· Possible explanation No. 23…
Abhijitda was born with a dented brain. His father did a terrific paint job to hide it. That paint finally came off when he danced too vigorously at a local disco.

· Abhijitda defence No. 99…
My father’s friends sent out the water canons, tear gas shells and lathi-charge orders.
All I did was say a few words!

· The protestors were looking for a new sunrise, instead they got a new sonrise.
Now I wish for a permanent sonset.

· One President pardons rapists.
The next President’s son rubbishes anti-rape protestors.
Congress, abhi-jeet nahin milne wali 2014 main, Theek Hai?

· Pranabda: You have surpassed my life’s work in a single day.
Abhijitda: Thanks!
Pranabda: I meant you have got more brickbats in a day than I got in my whole life!

· Abhijitda, you have Dented your career by Painting such a sexist view of the protestors.
Disco? Tum khisko!

· Indian Politician yesterday: Kal main desh ki dhadkan banunga!
Indian Politician today: Kal main Twitter ka hashtag banunga!

· Abhijitda: Twitter is full of stupid DPs.
Twerson: Display Pictures?
Abhijitda: No! Dented Painted women!

· Key learning of the day: “Dancing in the disco” is the antonym of “Protesting against rape”.

· Manish: Hazare is totally corrupt! Take I&B Ministry.
Salman: I’ll turn ink to blood! Take Foreign Ministry.
Abhijit: Dented-Painted. Which Ministry will I get madam?

· Rahul probably told his youth leaders to be sexy.
Abhijitda heard “sexist”.

· Yesterday Abhijitda got up feeling like a nobody.
Today he got up feeling like a celebrity.
We’re the suckers as practically Zero % action was taken against him.

· West Bengal.
There was great violence under the Left rule.
Mamata calls rapes a conspiracy.
Congress star Abhijit is painted, dented and demented.
So who does the State vote for?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru