∙ The world ended yesterday.
Today you are in the Matrix, an exact copy of our original world.
Now you are merely energy for computers.
Wait for Morpheus to contact you.

∙ The Mayan Long Count Calendar ended yesterday.
The next Long Count Calendar will end in 4772.
So you now suddenly have 2760 more years to make your life more meaningful!

∙ Your perfect world ended on a date much before Dec 21, 2012.
That’s when you came to Earth.

∙ There’s little chance that this world will come to an end any time soon.
Humanity may, though not the Earth.
If that happened, then the universe wouldn’t even notice.

∙ The world did end yesterday… for about 150,000 people… that many people die every day…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru