The Barney song for all occasions…

Original…
I love you, you love me,
We’re a happy family,
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,
Won’t you say you love me too?

For Twitter…
I Follow you,
You Follow me,
We’re all Followers like Followers should be,
With a great big ReTweet,
And a mention from me to you,
Won’t you say you’ll ReTweet me too?

For Facebook…
I Like you,
You Like me,
We’re all friends like friends should be,
With a great big Comment,
And a Poke from me to you,
Won’t you say you Like me too?

For Congress-BJP bhai bhai in scams…
I help you,
You help me,
We’re all scamsters like scamsters should be,
With a great big deal cut,
And a share from me to you,
Won’t you say you’ll defend me too?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

A typical cyber crime…

Scene of the crime: The Facebook status message.

Accessories to the crime: 3, in the form of Likes.

Witnesses: All the 456 Friends.

Evidence tampering? Yes, if the status is subsequently deleted or the Like is Unliked.

Criminal: The virtual form of so and so.

Arrest under: Section 66A of the IT Act.

Crime: The Status was “annoying”.

© Sunil Rajguru