The world has ended musings…

∙ The world ended yesterday.
Today you are in the Matrix, an exact copy of our original world.
Now you are merely energy for computers.
Wait for Morpheus to contact you.

∙ The Mayan Long Count Calendar ended yesterday.
The next Long Count Calendar will end in 4772.
So you now suddenly have 2760 more years to make your life more meaningful!

∙ Your perfect world ended on a date much before Dec 21, 2012.
That’s when you came to Earth.

∙ There’s little chance that this world will come to an end any time soon.
Humanity may, though not the Earth.
If that happened, then the universe wouldn’t even notice.

∙ The world did end yesterday… for about 150,000 people… that many people die every day…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The world will end musings…

∙ There’s some vague principle that says the universe exists because we’re there to observe it.
So if the world ends today and we’re the only life forms in the universe, then the universe will simply cease to exist because we’re not around to observe it any more.

∙ If the world is really coming to an end, then most people will pray for just enough time to update their last status message.

∙ If the world ends today, then Sachin would never have retired, the Congress would have never lost power, the global warming dudes were shouting for nothing and hell will burst at the seams.

∙ For many Indians, the world will end in 2014 if Modi becomes PM.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru