∙ There’s some vague principle that says the universe exists because we’re there to observe it.
So if the world ends today and we’re the only life forms in the universe, then the universe will simply cease to exist because we’re not around to observe it any more.

∙ If the world is really coming to an end, then most people will pray for just enough time to update their last status message.

∙ If the world ends today, then Sachin would never have retired, the Congress would have never lost power, the global warming dudes were shouting for nothing and hell will burst at the seams.

∙ For many Indians, the world will end in 2014 if Modi becomes PM.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru