We shall overcome Monday

We finally have a Monday anthem…

Please sing to the tune of We Shall Overcome

We shall overcome,
We shall overcome,
We shall overcome Monday.

Oh, deep in my heart,
I do believe,
We shall overcome Monday.

We’ll have only the weekend,
We’ll have only the weekend,
We’ll have only the weekend one day.

We shall all be free from the working week,
We shall all be free from the working week,
We shall all be free from the working week one day.

We are not afraid,
We are not afraid,
We are not afraid of Monday.

We are not suffering alone,
We are not suffering alone,
We are not suffering alone every week day.

The whole wide world around,
The whole wide world around,
The whole wide world will overcome Monday.

We shall overcome,
We shall overcome,
We shall overcome Monday.

This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru

The Dollar is on the decline…

Due to inflation, the Million Dollar Question will now be called the Billion Dollar Question.

∙ At this rate in 2050, Who Wants to be a Millionaire? will imply: Who wants to be Poor?

∙ Dollar Diplomacy now implies cheap diplomacy.

∙ A Dollar Store is an empty store.

∙ Hence, kindly replace Dollar Dreams with Dollar Nightmares.

© Sunil Rajguru

Gandhi Pariwar ka naam badnaam na karo…

Kapil Sibal is still adamant about policing the Net even though such news is in the background.

Please sing to the tune of Ram Ka Naam Badnam Na Karo from the film Hare Rama Hare Krishna

Dekho O deewano tum ye kaam na karo,
Gandhi Pariwar ka naam badnaam na karo,
Jai Sonia ji aur Jai Rahul ji.

Sonia ko samjho, Rahul ko jaano,
Cyber-neend se jaago O mastano,
Jeet lo 2014 chunav ko pakadkar danda,
2012 hi haara to kya, hum chalayenge wahi purana funda,
Jeevan ko faltu criticism ka tum ghulam na karo,
Gandhi Pariwar ka naam badnaam na karo,
Jai Sonia ji aur Jai Rahul ji.

Sonia ne hanskar sab sukh tyaage,
Tum sab dukh se dar ke bhage,
Rahul ne karm ki reet sikhayee,
Tum ne farz se aankh churayee,
O Gandhi duhaayee,
Gandhi Pariwar ka naam badnaam na karo,
Jai Sonia ji aur Jai Rahul ji.

(Original Song: Ram Ka Naam Badnam Na Karo.
Film: Hare Rama Hare Krishna.
Year: 1971.)

This Spoof By Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 16

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Defeats.
Defeats who?
The feats of the Indian cricketing team have changed from record winning streaks to record losing streaks!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
World Champions India.
World Champions India who?
World Champions in the air!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Republican presidential candidate.
Republican presidential candidate who?
Good question!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Budget.
Budget who?
Baja thok ke chal diye desh ko FM sahib.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kahaani.
Kahaani
who?
Kahaa ni woh akeli kaafi hai film ko superhit banana ke liye!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru