Manmohan Singh: Prime Minister of containment of all Scams.
P Chidambaram: Minister of making sure 2G doesn’t come Home.
Pranab Mukherjee: Inflation Minister.
Sharad Pawar: Minister for containing all Food and PDS scams.
Kapil Sibal: Minister of zeroing the Rs 1.76 lakh crore 2G figure and Chief Censor against Dynasty Critics.
AK Antony: Minister of containment of Tatragate and ascertaining the chief’s date of birth.
Ajit Singh: Minister of prevention of the Civil Aviation industry from crashing.
Shriprakash Jaiswal: Minister to make sure Coalgate numbers stay at zero.
SM Krishna: Minister of Foreign controversies.
Ambika Soni: Minister of Misinformation and Broadcasting rubbish.
Salman Khurshid: Minister of how to twist the Law to suit the Centre. Additional charge to make sure the Wakf scam doesn’t blow up.
Jaipal Reddy: Junior Inflation Minister. (Petrol)
Mukul Roy: Minister of containment of the Train of trouble unleashed by the Trinamool.
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