More #‎SoniaRahulHazirHo‬ #NationalHeraldScam musings…

If Pappu breaks traffic rule and cop fines him, he’ll disrupt Parliament.
Headline will be…
BJP-backed Delhi Police derails GST and reforms in India.

Herald a new dawn for National pride!

Congress most consistent party.
Arrogant in power.
Arrogant in Opposition.
Arrogant throwing people in jail.
Arrogant while going to jail.

Congress President ashamed by appearing in court.
Premier newspaper headline has snatches of … “Cong celebrates” “tears into Modi” and “vendetta”.
Welcome to La La Land!

If and when Sonia is convicted, Congress will demand a Bharat Ratna for her supreme struggle against vendetta and intolerance.

The party which threw thousands in jail without a trial is frothing at the mouth at just the beginning of a simple sessions court trial.

#‎Bail‬ ho ya ‪#‎Jail‬,
Congressi bolega ‪#‎Hail‬,
Aam junta bolega ‪#‎Fail‬,
Hai in the Congress coffin final ‪#‎Nail‬,
End of ‪#‎Tale‬.

Sad times.
Court summoning is a triumph against vendetta.
Bail is a triumph.
No matter what sordid deed you do, it’s a triumph.

If becoming an accused and appearing in court is so noble then I guess most Congress leaders won’t mind following that path in the years to come.

The four stages…
1. Indian National Congress (Freedom movement).
2. Indian National Congress (Political party).
3. Congress (Indira).
4. Congress (Sonia).

C,O,E—Reserved for future generations.

Instead of fighting for 2019, the Congress is still fuming over 2014.

Indira comeback vs Sonia comeback…
Then: Indira most popular.
Now: Modi most popular.
Then: Indira 153 Lok Sabha seats.
Now: Sonia 45 seats.
Then: Jail without case.
Now: Solid case first.

GST to unko hataana hi tha,
‪#‎NationalHerald‬ to sirf ek bahana hi tha.

Whether Pappu decides to go to jail or not will be decided solely on whether Tihar has TV with Chhotta Bheem or not.

“I am the law”…

1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Sonia is summoned #NationalHerald musings…

BJP disrupted Parliament to oppose Congress corruption.
Congress disrupts Parliament to support Congress corruption.
Same to same.

Since May 16, 2004 it’s been ‪#‎BlowToSonia‬ non-stop.
Yet the ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ headlines still outnumber the above by 100 to 1.

So if every incident of Congress vendetta against Modi is taken up, BJP can disrupt Parliament for the next 100 years.

The ‪#‎NehruGandhiDynasty‬ logic…

We don’t accept PM.
We don’t accept LS.
We don’t accept HC.
Ahem! Who’s being dictatorial?

‬With the way bad news is tumbling out day after day, Congress will have to disrupt Parliament till 2019.

Yesterday’s disruption: Intolerance.
Today’s disruption: Vendetta.
Tomorrow’s disruption: Morning headlines padke bataate hai.

Court summoned Sonia.
Mahatma brought beef ban.
Akhilesh incompetence led to Dadri.
But since ‪#‎ModiBashing‬ is national pastime, lage raho!

Day 1: Aaj mausam kaisa hai? Yaar bahut intolerance hai.
Day 2: Aaj vendetta kuch jyaada nahin lag raha?
Day 3: Fascism ki boo aa rahi hai mujhe.
Day 4: Yahan to dictatorship ki hawa chal rahi hai.

Vendetta—Prolonged bitter feud, rivalry.
Example—Congress has been running a vicious vendetta against all its opponents for 68 years now.

I am not scared.
My mother-in-law’s mother-in-law was Indira Gandhi.
—Sri Sri Vadraji.

Indira was ex-Prime Minister and Leader of the Opposition with 153 Lok Sabha MPs when she was arrested.
Sonia is ex-Leader of the Opposition with 44 MPs when summoned.


Fact of the day…
8% of the Lok Sabha holding the whole nation to ransom

Cases/enquiry against
PC son

Kab tak protest karoge?

Sonia is Congress. Congress is Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AdarshLiberals and their rank hypocrisy…

Welcome to India where…
Liberals are intolerant.
Seculars are communal.
Intellectuals are idiots.
Writers are politicians.
NGOs are profit centres.

In India…
Communist = Intellectual.
Not tolerating their bullshit = Intolerance.
Replacing Communism with Democracy = Fascism.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ have been living “in INCtolerance” which is in fact “intolerance INC”.
First INC = Indian National Congress.
Second INC = Incorporated.

Ye saare words ka meaning ka band baja diya in logon ne.
‪#‎LutyensClub‬ ‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬

This year-end ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ will probably calculate the Gross Intolerance Product of 2015 and check the Intolerance Growth Rate compared to 2016.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Indian TV news remix…
In the land of the blind, the man who shouts the loudest is king.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congress sinking further musings…

Congress is a family business.
Pappu is the next CEO.
India is the market.
This business has many clients.
Intense fight will continue till 2019.

Voters showed great intolerance to Congress in 2014.
They are right. Intolerance is rising. It may be worse for them in 2019.

By the time Pappu finally becomes Prime Minister, he will be a frustrated bitter old man.
India’s future is doomed.

Congress gets 44 seats in 2014 polls.
Voter: I bet you can’t go any lower!
Congress: Challenge accepted!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Mahatma said end Congress. Pappu said OK.

mahatma-289158_640Indira half as good as Nehru.
Rajiv half as good as Indira.
Sonia half as good as Rajiv.
Pappu half as good as Sonia.
(Where Nehru was bad to begin with!)

My great great grandfather became Congress President in 1919.
Mahatma Gandhi wanted Congress disbanded after 1947.
I am on track to meet that target by 2019.

Saare Congress leaders ek taraf.
Pappu ek taraf.
Fir bhi Pappu bhaari hai.

Nehru wanted sycophants.
Indira wanted sycophants.
Rajiv wanted sycophants.
Sonia wants sycophants.
Jayanthi Natarajan revelations…
Pappu wants sycophants.
P.S. I was sycophant but got tired of it.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

New Congress climate musings…

The 3 Stages of Congress…
1947-89: Monopoly.
1989-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Oblivion.
The 3 Stages of RSS/BJS/BJP…
1947-77: Oblivion.
1977-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Monopoly.

Congressman A: We are planning for a Chintan Shivir.
Congressman B: When will it begin?
A: Soon.
B: And end?
A: Probably 2024!

Yesterday: Lutyens’ Delhi.
Today: Lut gaya Delhi of all its communism, liberalism and privilege.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More on the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

Films of…
Pappu: The Man Who Would be Prime Minister.
Sonia: The Last Queen of Scamland.
Manmohan: On Her Majesty’s (Not So) Secret Service.

Report: Rs 51 lakh spent for maintenance at Sonia’s house.
Question: Has India spent Rs 51 lakh crore for maintenance of the Dynasty so far?

Like Mr India, Sonia Gandhi is a superhero called Mrs India.
She becomes totally invisible when media discusses scams, policy debacles and UPA2 disasters.

Manmohan: I was not in charge.
+ Sonia: I wasn’t the PM.
= Nobody was responsible for the UPA2 debacle.

Congress to all its detractors…
Kyun (Vinod) Rai ka parvat bana rahe ho?
‪#‎ScamsterMMS‬ ‪#‎UPA2‬ ‪#‎Coalgate‬ ‪#‎2G‬ ‪#‎NotJustAnAccountant‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Alternative careers for sinking Congress leaders…

Rahul Gandhi: Fashion model.

Priyanka Vadra: Brand Ambassador to the real estate industry.

Sonia Gandhi: Permanent Ambassador to Italy.

Digvijay Singh: Conspiracy theory TV host.

Shashi Tharoor: Sonia’s official biographer.

Natwar Singh: Regular author, challenger to Chetan Bhagat.

Sushil Kumar Shinde: Successor to Ahmed Patel.

Kapil Sibal: Back to Full-time lawyer defending umpteen Congress scams.

Manish Tewari: Anchor of TV channel Congress Now challenging Arnab.

Abhishek Manu Singhvi: TV reality show participant.

Mani Shankar Aiyar: Rajiv Gandhi’s official biographer, series of many books.

Jairam Ramesh: Pappu’s official biographer.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Sinking Congressi musings…

Probably the only major Congress shake-up that Sonia wants to do is to make Pappu Senior Vice President and Pappini Junior Vice President.

Pappu: Should I put more fire into my political ambitions?
A: No, you should put your political ambitions in the fire!
#NatwarSingh #FireInTheBelly

After 1947, Congress won the first general election of every decade…
Winning streak broken in 2014.

After 16 years as Congress President, Sonia has delivered 44 seats.
If the Congress doesn’t get its act together, after 21 years she will have 21 seats.

Congress picks dead leader in poll panel.
What else can you expect from a dead party?

2004: Pappu prevents Sonia from becoming PM.
2009: Manmohan wins 2009.
Analysis: Pappu through his foresight won 2009 in 2004.

PMO files never sent to Sonia: Manmohan.
P.S. This answer was sent in a file to her and she okayed it.

2009: (Manmohan) Singh is King.
2014: (Natwar) Singh is King.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Post-election loss Congressi musings…

Fact of the day…
When Rajiv Gandhi became Congress party president, he hadn’t won a single election in his life nor had he held any significant government post whatsoever.

After affecting what seems like a million leaks in 10 years, the Congress moves a Privilege Motion against Sadananda Gowda alleging a leak over the Rail Budget.

You gave them 60 years; give me 60 months: Modi.
We couldn’t control inflation in 10 years; you have to do so in 10 weeks: Congress.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Another round of Congressi musings…

1942: Congress launched Quit India movement against British.
2014: If Congress gets re-elected, many citizens may want to Quit India.

If Sonia Gandhi is the entire country’s mother, then it’s time every citizen got his or her share of the inheritance.

If and when Pappu becomes Prime Minister, some will call it an Obama moment.
But it will actually be a Kim Jong-un moment.

If the most powerful person in India is “unhappy” and “disappointed” all the time, then I guess the average Indian can only be severely depressed.

Congress leadership: We are ready to sit in the Opposition.
Andhra Pradesh MPs: We are already there!

2014: Congress decimated, but a Third Front joker becomes PM.
2016: Snap polls. Anti-Third Front wave helps Congress, Pappu becomes PM.
Protests begin yet again.

Looks like…
1. Pappu has failed as General-Secretary.
Make him Vice President!
2. Pappu has failed as Vice President!
Make him Prime Minister!

Manmohan Singh is the messenger.
Sonia Gandhi is the message.
The voters finally have a message of their own.

Old Sonia = Old Congress.
New Pappu = Old Congress.
No dynasty = New Congress.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru