More #‎SoniaRahulHazirHo‬ #NationalHeraldScam musings…

If Pappu breaks traffic rule and cop fines him, he’ll disrupt Parliament.
Headline will be…
BJP-backed Delhi Police derails GST and reforms in India.

Herald a new dawn for National pride!

Congress most consistent party.
Arrogant in power.
Arrogant in Opposition.
Arrogant throwing people in jail.
Arrogant while going to jail.

Congress President ashamed by appearing in court.
Premier newspaper headline has snatches of … “Cong celebrates” “tears into Modi” and “vendetta”.
Welcome to La La Land!

If and when Sonia is convicted, Congress will demand a Bharat Ratna for her supreme struggle against vendetta and intolerance.

The party which threw thousands in jail without a trial is frothing at the mouth at just the beginning of a simple sessions court trial.

#‎Bail‬ ho ya ‪#‎Jail‬,
Congressi bolega ‪#‎Hail‬,
Aam junta bolega ‪#‎Fail‬,
Hai in the Congress coffin final ‪#‎Nail‬,
End of ‪#‎Tale‬.

Sad times.
Court summoning is a triumph against vendetta.
Bail is a triumph.
No matter what sordid deed you do, it’s a triumph.

If becoming an accused and appearing in court is so noble then I guess most Congress leaders won’t mind following that path in the years to come.

The four stages…
1. Indian National Congress (Freedom movement).
2. Indian National Congress (Political party).
3. Congress (Indira).
4. Congress (Sonia).

C
O
Nehru-Motilal-Jawaharlal
Gandhi-Indira-Priyanka
Rajiv-Rahul-Robert
E
Sanjay
Sonia
C,O,E—Reserved for future generations.

Instead of fighting for 2019, the Congress is still fuming over 2014.

Indira comeback vs Sonia comeback…
Then: Indira most popular.
Now: Modi most popular.
Then: Indira 153 Lok Sabha seats.
Now: Sonia 45 seats.
Then: Jail without case.
Now: Solid case first.

GST to unko hataana hi tha,
‪#‎NationalHerald‬ to sirf ek bahana hi tha.
‪#‎LetParliamentWork‬

Whether Pappu decides to go to jail or not will be decided solely on whether Tihar has TV with Chhotta Bheem or not.

“I am the law”…

1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Sonia is summoned #NationalHerald musings…

BJP disrupted Parliament to oppose Congress corruption.
Congress disrupts Parliament to support Congress corruption.
Same to same.

Since May 16, 2004 it’s been ‪#‎BlowToSonia‬ non-stop.
Yet the ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ headlines still outnumber the above by 100 to 1.

So if every incident of Congress vendetta against Modi is taken up, BJP can disrupt Parliament for the next 100 years.
‪#‎CongressIsVendetta‬

The ‪#‎NehruGandhiDynasty‬ logic…

We don’t accept PM.
We don’t accept LS.
We don’t accept HC.
Ahem! Who’s being dictatorial?

‬With the way bad news is tumbling out day after day, Congress will have to disrupt Parliament till 2019.
‪#‎ParliamentRokoAndolan‬

Yesterday’s disruption: Intolerance.
Today’s disruption: Vendetta.
Tomorrow’s disruption: Morning headlines padke bataate hai.

Court summoned Sonia.
Mahatma brought beef ban.
Akhilesh incompetence led to Dadri.
But since ‪#‎ModiBashing‬ is national pastime, lage raho!

Day 1: Aaj mausam kaisa hai? Yaar bahut intolerance hai.
Day 2: Aaj vendetta kuch jyaada nahin lag raha?
Day 3: Fascism ki boo aa rahi hai mujhe.
Day 4: Yahan to dictatorship ki hawa chal rahi hai.

Vendetta—Prolonged bitter feud, rivalry.
Example—Congress has been running a vicious vendetta against all its opponents for 68 years now.

I am not scared.
My mother-in-law’s mother-in-law was Indira Gandhi.
—Sri Sri Vadraji.

Devaluation…
Indira was ex-Prime Minister and Leader of the Opposition with 153 Lok Sabha MPs when she was arrested.
Sonia is ex-Leader of the Opposition with 44 MPs when summoned.

INDirasonIA.

Fact of the day…
8% of the Lok Sabha holding the whole nation to ransom

Cases/enquiry against
Sonia
Rahul
Virbhadra
Gehlot
Kharge
Pilot
Diggy
Vohra
PC son

Kab tak protest karoge?

Sonia is Congress. Congress is Sonia.
‪#‎LongLiveSoniaGandhi‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AdarshLiberals and their rank hypocrisy…

Welcome to India where…
Liberals are intolerant.
Seculars are communal.
Intellectuals are idiots.
Writers are politicians.
NGOs are profit centres.

In India…
Communist = Intellectual.
Not tolerating their bullshit = Intolerance.
Replacing Communism with Democracy = Fascism.
‪#‎RedMenace‬

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ have been living “in INCtolerance” which is in fact “intolerance INC”.
First INC = Indian National Congress.
Second INC = Incorporated.

Secular.
Liberal.
Intellectual.
Intolerance.
Ye saare words ka meaning ka band baja diya in logon ne.
‪#‎LutyensClub‬ ‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬

This year-end ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ will probably calculate the Gross Intolerance Product of 2015 and check the Intolerance Growth Rate compared to 2016.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Indian TV news remix…
In the land of the blind, the man who shouts the loudest is king.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congress sinking further musings…

Congress is a family business.
Pappu is the next CEO.
India is the market.
This business has many clients.
Intense fight will continue till 2019.

Voters showed great intolerance to Congress in 2014.
They are right. Intolerance is rising. It may be worse for them in 2019.

By the time Pappu finally becomes Prime Minister, he will be a frustrated bitter old man.
India’s future is doomed.

Congress gets 44 seats in 2014 polls.
Voter: I bet you can’t go any lower!
Congress: Challenge accepted!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Mahatma said end Congress. Pappu said OK.

mahatma-289158_640Indira half as good as Nehru.
Rajiv half as good as Indira.
Sonia half as good as Rajiv.
Pappu half as good as Sonia.
(Where Nehru was bad to begin with!)

My great great grandfather became Congress President in 1919.
Mahatma Gandhi wanted Congress disbanded after 1947.
I am on track to meet that target by 2019.
—Pappu.

Saare Congress leaders ek taraf.
Pappu ek taraf.
Fir bhi Pappu bhaari hai.
‪#‎SoniaLogic‬

Nehru wanted sycophants.
Indira wanted sycophants.
Rajiv wanted sycophants.
Sonia wants sycophants.
Jayanthi Natarajan revelations…
Pappu wants sycophants.
P.S. I was sycophant but got tired of it.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

New Congress climate musings…

The 3 Stages of Congress…
1947-89: Monopoly.
1989-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Oblivion.
The 3 Stages of RSS/BJS/BJP…
1947-77: Oblivion.
1977-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Monopoly.

Congressman A: We are planning for a Chintan Shivir.
Congressman B: When will it begin?
A: Soon.
B: And end?
A: Probably 2024!

Yesterday: Lutyens’ Delhi.
Today: Lut gaya Delhi of all its communism, liberalism and privilege.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru