Sharjah is a fixed Harjah for India versus Pakistan.
World Cup is a mobile Harjah for Pakistan versus India.
Very soon Kohli, Yuvi, Raina etc will do a Mauka Mauka ad to hit the winning shot which always seems to go to Dhoni.
Keep calm!
Kohli will rebuild the innings.
Dhoni will hit the winning shot.
Dhoni aur winning shot.
Kamaal ki jodi.
Fevicol ki jodi.
Tootegi nahin.
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After playing for 20 years, teenager Shahid Afridi says “Picture abhi baaki hain mere dost”, and probably wants to play for 20 more years.
Sometimes you’re the pigeon and sometimes you’re the statue…
Aus hit record ODI score.
SA surpass it on same day.
SA hit record WC T20 score.
Eng surpass it on same day.
England scored a whopping 412 runs in their first 2 T20 matches and were still 2 wickets away from Zero points!
#EngVsWI #EngVsSA #T20WC2016
The Indian top order either plays till the end or crashes at the first hurdle.
They know no Middle Path.
#T20Cricket #RohitShikharVirat #T20WC2016
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Australia 348/8…
Bowlers: Thank God it’s over.
Dhoni: Gayi meri captaincy!
Rohit: Chance to score 200!
#IndVsAus #Canberra
On Twitter he’s the clown.
But on the cricket field he’s the ringmaster and all bowlers are reduced to clowns.
#Melbourne #Brisbane
Sharmaji = roHIT.
Team India = NOhit.
#Melbourne #Brisbane
Dhoni’s club biography will be called IPLT20CSK2RPSG.
#RisingPuneSuperGiants
Ganguly.
Dravid.
Dhoni.
Sabka time aata hai.
Fir jaata hai.
#KohliRaj
India in ODIs in Australia…
1980s: Mini World Cup win.
1990s: Zero series wins.
2000s: Triangular series win.
2010s: Zero series wins?
Indian batsmen can take a 300 score at will.
Indian bowlers can give a 300 score at will.
#ODIs
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Ultimate irony.
Feroz Shah Kotla stands named Viru 309 & 319 after his blitzes.
AB de Villiers and Hashim Amla pay their respects by scoring super slow 43 off 297 and 25 off 244 in first match after that.
AB de Villiers is the only batsman in the world who can hit both 100 off 30 balls and 30 off 100 balls.
#IndVsSA #FerozShahKotla
First Extremist Shastri…
Fast: 200 off 123 balls in a First Class innings.
Slow: 10 off 63 balls in an ODI innings.
Second Extremist ABD…
Fast: 149 off 44 in an ODI innings.
Slow: 43 off 228 in a Test innings.
Green pitch: Bad!
Spinning pitch: Bad!
Dead pitch: Bad!
Great pitch: That which produces result in last over of Day 5.
(Meaning rocket scientists will now have to design Test pitch)
The Test conundrum…
Amla and ABD played brilliant cricket.
It was also a brilliant cure for insomnia.
#RohitTalentSharma
ODIs: Debuted in 2007, scored 200 in 2013.
Tests: Debuted in 2013, will score 400 in 2019.
Keep the faith!
Unke dus aadmi hamare ek ke barabar hai!
Rahane: Challenge accepted!—127.
South Africa—121.
(Ref: Fourth India-South Africa Test)
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The level of intolerance against South African batsmen shown by Indian spinners has reached new depths.
South Africa requires 310 runs in 1704 balls (284 overs) and they’re still not the favourites!
Welcome to Test cricket!
Strange team South Africa.
Hasn’t lost a Test series abroad in 9 years.
Hasn’t won a Test series at home against Australia in 45 years!
Even though it’s the Third Test, today is the 5th day of the India-South Africa Test series.
Nagpur opens with a 5th day 3rd session pitch on the 1st day 1st session!
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Nobody beat India.
India beat Pakistan.
Pakistan beat South Africa.
South Africa beat Ireland.
Ireland beat West Indies.
West Indies beat Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe beat UAE.
UAE beat Nobody.
Nobody beat New Zealand.
New Zealand beat Australia.
Australia beat Sri Lanka.
Sri Lanka beat Bangladesh.
Bangladesh beat England.
England beat Afghanistan.
Afghanistan beat Scotland.
Scotland beat Nobody.
(Ref: Group stages.)
© Sunil Rajguru