MS Dhoni musings…

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!
—Bollywood ka Baadshah.
Last over abhi baaki hai mere dost!
—Cricket ka Baadshah.

March schedule…
19th: Bura na maano, Kohli hain.
23rd: Bura na maano, Dhoni hain.
24th: Bura na maano, Holi hain.
‪#‎2016T20WC‬ ‪#‎HappyHoli‬

Dhoni: Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!
Kohli: Last ball Victory 6?
Dhoni: Yaar woh bahut kar chuka hu.
How about last ball Victory Run Out?

The film “M.S. Dhoni: The Untold Story” should actually be called “Jo Jeeta Wohi Mahendra”.

Andheri raat ke baad teen din ki chandni…
Overs 1-19.3: Pathetic fielding.
19.4: Good catch.
19.5: Great catch.
19.6: Brilliant run out.

Before India used to panic.
Now Dhoni induces panic in the opposition.

Hardik Patel ko mila jail.
Hardik Pandya ne diya Team India ko bail.
‪#‎IndVsBan‬ ‪#‎2016T20WC‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Columns on MS Dhoni

Hero Dhoni becomes Villain No. 1 (like many before him!)
January 21, 2016,

Stoic Dhoni: A true victim of intolerance
January 10, 2016,

2015: Annus horribilis for Dhoni
December 16, 2015,

Dhoni: Rest as captain to prolong batting career!
July 7, 2015,

Dhoni still best bet against Aussies…
March 30, 2015,

Dhoni and the great team bubble
March 27, 2015,

Has Dhoni’s golden era ended?
March 27, 2015,

The Dhoni-Kohli show finally ends
March 26, 2015,

Seven Things That Set Dhoni Apart
January 4, 2015,

Dhoni’s Test captaincy in numbers
January 1, 2015,

Dhoni symbolizes this era perfectly
December 31, 2014,

MS Dhoni – A man who didn’t play for landmarks
December 30, 2014,

Is it the end of the Dhoni era?
November 19, 2014,

Why the BCCI won’t sack Dhoni!
August 20, 2014,

3 Test myths about MS Dhoni…
July 22, 2014,

Dhoni: A strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
01 February, 2014,

7 reasons why Dhoni is a great leader
12 July, 2013,

Is Dhoni our greatest player ever?
24 June, 2013,

Dhoni: A strange but successful captain
18 June, 2013,

Dhoni begins his second innings in style
19 March, 2012,

Dhoni takes India out of the ICU
27 February, 2012,

“Last minute” Dhoni strikes again!
20 May, 2012,

The Mad Max Trinity
29 March, 2012,

Is Dhoni the world’s greatest finisher?
27 October, 2011,

10 change-makers: From Pataudi to Dhoni
26 September, 2011,

The Revival Man of Indian cricket
16 September, 2011,

Cometh the hour, cometh the man
14 May, 2011,

The Myth of the Lucky Captain, 21 October, 2010

Dhoni’s last Test series as captain…

MS Dhoni’s book about his Test career will be…
Tired and Retired.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think it was all rather abrupt?

MS Dhoni’s theme song is…
Saari duniya ka bojh ham uthaate hai…

Test cricket is truly dead when the Indian captain with most Test wins retires voluntarily at the age of 33.

The 2014-15 Border-Gavaskar Series may well be known as the Dhoni-Clarke Retirement Series.
(Also, both have whitewashed each other)

Now suddenly MS Dhoni will become the freshest player in both ODIs and IPL.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Why Dhoni may have quit Tests…

Captaincy bhi main karu.

Wicket-keeping bhi main karu.

Batting main bhi mujhe 4 down karna pade.

Sidelined coach ka void bhi main bharu.

Batting collapses aur spineless bowling ko main jhelu.

Test losses ka gaaliyon ka bauchaar bhi main jhelu.

Aur ye sab ODI/IPL/T20s/media scrutiny ke bojh ke saath!

Bahut hua (Test) sammaan!

I quit!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru