Pappu-Kejri musings…

#StartUpPappu? I in 2004.
#StartUpPappu II in 2009.
#StartUpPappu III in 2014.
#StartUpPappu IV in 2019.
#StartUpPappu V in 2024.
#StartUpPappu VI in 2029.
…ad infinitum…ad nauseam…

#StartUpPappu? was started in 2004.
In 2016, it is still starting.

Everyone will get his or her 15 minutes of fame.
But I will get my 15 minutes of fame 15 million times.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Upgrade mobile. Downgrade State.
Mamata worse than Buddhadeb.
Akhilesh worse than Maya.
Kejri worse than Sheila.
Nitish’s new deputy worse than predecessor.

Rang De Nautanki.
#BlackInk #Drama

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Golden Misgovernance Quadrilateral…

West Bengal-Bihar-UP-Delhi.
The Golden Misgovernance Quadrilateral.

You can fool some of the people some of the time. (India)
You can fool some of the people all the time. (Delhi)
But you can’t fool all the people all the time.
‪#‎AAP‬

Jab take rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Lalu,
Chalo kardu 13.5% luxury tax chalu.
Aur pata nahin main kya kya kar dalu.
—Nitish.

While ‪#‎Malda‬ is a blot, what is chilling is that it’s probably not even among Mamata’s 5 biggest blots since 2011.
‪#‎WasteBengal‬

Lalu: Super CM.
Tejaswi: Future CM.
Tej: Could be CM.
Misa: Would be CM.
Rabri: Ex-CM.
Nitish: Who?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

A short essay on the End of Intolerance in India…

nehru-2361331_640When we got Independence, Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru was Intolerance Incorporated. He created a highly intolerant and powerful ruling ecosystem consisting of politicians, bureaucrats, intellectuals, writers, historians, academicians, artists and the rest of Civil Society.

This was an exclusive “You scratch my back and I scratch yours” club that hogged all the privileges of this land. So bad did it get that 6/10 of Nehru’s own Union Cabinet Ministers rebelled against him along with a former Governor General and quit the Congress.

Some rebels against this intolerance like Law Minister Babasaheb Ambedkar were not that lucky politically but the most successful was Industry Minister Syama Prasad Mookerjee who would launch a system that would finally topple this Intolerance (Jana Sangh-Janata Party-BJP).

However this Intolerance raged on unabated for 67 years even when Nehru’s worshippers were in the Central Opposition and peaked from 2004-14.
It finally ended on May 16, 2014.

Now nobody keeps quiet in India. Everybody speaks. Loudly! Modi Haters have a voice. Modi supporters have a voice. Congress trolls thrive. AAP trolls thrive. BJP trolls thrive. In the Capital of the country one day you have a Congress protest. The second day it’s AAP and the third day it’s BJP.

Before the Prime Minister’s post was highly intolerant of those not from the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty. But today every powerful post in India is slowly becoming tolerant to accepting just about anyone.

But more importantly, opinions from both ends of the spectrum are finally being tolerated.

© Sunil Rajguru

Also read…

Is Aamir a hypocrite of the highest order?

2015: The year of the fake outrage

Why the super intolerant are crying intolerance

Time to shut down the FTII?

When they destroyed their own States…

Congress—We can destroy West Bengal.
CPM—We will destroy West Bengal.
Mamata—I have destroyed West Bengal.

2011: I’ll be India’s worst Chief Minister—Mamata.
2012: No me—Akhilesh.
2013: Me—Kejri.
2015: I wanna join—Nitish.

Kejri is 2020…
Here is a list of my 1000 achievements!
Voter: But none of these have happened!
Kejri: It’s not my fault. 500 didn’t happen because of Modi, 300 due to Jang and 200 due to Bassi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The #OddEvenKejriwal

On odd days Kejri is odd.
On even days he’s even more odd!

On Odd days Kejri appears in one channel and on Even days the other.
On Odd days Kejri avoids tackling Delhi’s real problems and on Even days he totally evades them.

Don’t worry, just about 1500 more days for ‪#‎KejriwalSarkar‬.
By 2020 they’ll call her Saint Sheila for her golden days.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Keep working, keep getting attacked, the Modi mantra…

It’s OK that the Prime Minister is blamed for everything.
That’s progress.
Till 2014 the Gujarat Chief Minister was blamed for everything.

AAP…
Centre against us.
Police against us.
Media against us.
Bureaucrats against us.
Trolls against us.
Luck against us.
Modi…
India with me.

Aamir Khan sacked* as brand ambassador of Incredible India due to conflict of interest.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ had hired him as brand ambassador of Intolerant India.
*Contract not renewed.

Siddaramaiah sleeps as Modi speaks.
Sonia will probably call him and congratulate him on his bold political strategy.

Modi is the only Indian leader who gets royally abused by even his own die-hard supporters.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru