Please sing to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas
(On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… A Partridge in a Pear Tree…)
Dedicated to the dedicated MPs of the Indian Lok Sabha…
On the first day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
An Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the second day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the third day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the fourth day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the fifth day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the sixth day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
6 Useless Speeches
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the seventh day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
7 Meaningless Debates
6 Useless Speeches
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the eighth day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
8 Absentee Ministers
7 Meaningless Debates
6 Useless Speeches
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
1 Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the ninth day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
9 Sleeping Partymen
8 Absentee Ministers
7 Meaningless Debates
6 Useless Speeches
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the tenth day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
10 Screaming Legislators
9 Sleeping Partymen
8 Absentee Ministers
7 Meaningless Debates
6 Useless Speeches
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the eleventh day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
11 Impertinent Interruptions
10 Screaming Legislators
9 Sleeping Partymen
8 Absentee Ministers
7 Meaningless Debates
6 Useless Speeches
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
On the twelfth day of Parliament, my MPs gave to me…
12 Unpassed Bills
11 Impertinent Interruptions
10 Screaming Legislators
9 Sleeping Partymen
8 Absentee Ministers
7 Meaningless Debates
6 Useless Speeches
5 Idle Backbenchers
4 Wasted Hours
3 Lengthy Tea Breaks
2 Furious Walkouts
And an Adjournment Motion after a jolly good shouting spree…
This Spoof by Sunil Rajguru