Monthly Archives: July 2016

Yet another brand new innings for Sidhu the Great

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Cricketer turned Commentator turned Convict turned Comedy Show Star turned Chief Minister?

Kevin Pietersen played the switch hit on the field.
Right to Left.
Sidhu played the switch hit off the field.
Right to Left = BJP to AAP.

Strokeless Wonder-Palm Grove Hitter.
Cricketer-Commentator (English-Hindi).
Reality Show Judge-Reality Convict.
Lok Sabha-Rajya Sabha.
BJP!-AAP?

For every State the BJP gains, it loses an MP.
Not a bad bargain actually.

Sir are you Out of the BJP?
Sidhu: Please wait for the decision of the Third Umpire.
‪#‎AAP‬ ‪#‎PunjabPolls‬

The BJP just lost Punjab.
(But then they never really had it in the first place)
‪#‎Sidhu‬

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And Kashmir continues to suffer…

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Who introduced what in Kashmir?
Root problem=Nehru.
Dismissal of popular Govt=Indira.
Pandit exodus=Rajiv.
AFSPA=VP Singh.
Out of control terror=Rao.
Pellet guns=Manmohan.

The paradox…
Kashmir cannot be independent thanks to Pakistan.
(It would annex it)
Kashmir can’t live peacefully within India thanks to Pakistan.
(Pak-sponsored terror)

Headline: Every hour of prime time TV news aggression pushes Kashmir a mile westward from India.
Untrue. If that was the case, it would be on the moon by now.

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#ErdoganCoup

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erdogan-2215259_640A second coup is underway in Turkey where Erdogan is totally ousting democracy.

1994: Mayor.
2003: Prime Minister.
2014: President.
2016: Supreme Dictator.

Pisses off Putin—shoots down jet.
Pisses off Obama—brings US angle to coup.
Sacks 2700 judges.
Thousands of soldiers arrested.
‪#‎DonErdogan‬

Looks like tens of thousands jobs will suddenly come up on Turkish job sites.
‪#‎TurkishPostCoupPurge‬

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For them the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty still rules…

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When she wants privacy she’s…
‪#‎PriyankaVadra‬
When she wants publicity she’s…
‪#‎PriyankaGandhi‬
Thanks to media, she has her cake and eats it too.
‪#‎Pappini‬

2002-14: Intense witch hunt against Modi, dozens of charges, zero court cases.
Liberals-Intellectuals-Media: Guilty!
Now court cases piling against Kejri-Dynasty.
Liberals-Intellectuals-Media: Innocent!

RSS killed Mahatma Gandhi. ✖
Rahul Gandhi will kill the Congress. ✓

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The rise of #PokemonGO

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pokemon-1593089_640Wizard of O̶z̶ ‪#‎PokemonGO‬
Somewhere over the rainbow… is a Pokestop.
Just follow the black tar road… follow the white cement road.

Things never heard before.
“Dad, can we go for a walk!”
‪#‎PokemonGO‬

Sign before all private property…
‪#‎PokemonGOers‬ shall be prosecuted!

Matter of time before someone names a new variety of fruit ‪#‎PokeManGO‬.

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The non-stop hypocrisy of the liberals

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Stiff penalty for trolls.
Amnesty for terrorists.
Admiration for the murderous Communists.
Ridicule for the economic right.
Ban nationalism.
Support “Bharat tere tukde”.

Modi and Trump aren’t the same.
The Liberal-Media’s reactions, attacks, intolerance and modus operandi are exactly the same.
That’s the key.

44-year-old Mrs Vadra who’s never worked a day in her life and still enjoys non-stop government perks deserves to be PM, not Modi.

For ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬, the ABC of virtue…
Afzal Burhan Che.

Fall of ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬…
2014: Can’t fight Modi.
2015: Can’t fight Amit Shah.
2016: Can’t even fight Arnab.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ rules for Government…
1% of India are Communists, but Commie organizations can rule.
80% are Hindu, but stay away from all Hindu organizations.

Free and fair democratic elections are fine only to the point where their results agree with us.
‪#‎Modi‬ ‪#‎Trump‬ ‪#‎Brexit‬

Amazing how many prominent personalities outraging over Bihar’s Jungle Raj still love and admire Lalu.

Political dynasts with cases against them shouldn’t contest unless they happen to be Hillary.

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