Afridi: Messi has only achieved 10% of what I have achieved.
How???
Afridi: I have retired 10 times, he has only retired once!

(June 30)

If Trump wins, then each and every American President in 200+ years would be a male with at least one white parent, or 100%.

(June 27)

BJP Bihar chief is Mangal Pandey.
Ise kahate hai jungle main mangal hona.
‪#‎JungleRaj‬

1991: Youngster Sachin plays under almost retiring captain Shastri in an ODI.
2016: Sachin interviews Shastri for coach’s job.

(June 25)

Surreal.
Senior Sachin with juniors Ganguly and Laxman selected former teammate Kumble for coach bypassing Shastri who is Sachin’s senior.

Nitish is delusional.
He hasn’t banned alcohol.
He has merely replaced expensive high quality legal stuff with cheap low grade illegal trash.

5 people on 1 scooter.
15 people in 1 Ambassador car.
20 satellites on 1 rocket.
‪#‎YoSoIndian‬

(June 23)

So what does MJ Akbar’s bio say now?
Editor turned Congress MP turned editor turned BJP MP.

Swamy 101
Dynasty.
Fought Indira.
Friends with Rajiv.
Can’t stand Pappu/Sonia.
BJP.
Didn’t like Vajpayee.
Likes Modi.
Like-hate ties: Jaya.

(June 14)

Sarkar 3 will be released with the catchline…
‪#‎AbKiBaarRGVSarkar‬

(June 12)

After winning the 2019 ODI World cup, Dhoni announces…
I hope this ends all speculation that I am stepping down from captaincy.
Who knows?

(June 8)

Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto and George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-four both died in 1991.

(June 4)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru