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Wizard of O̶z̶ #PokemonGO
Somewhere over the rainbow… is a Pokestop.
Just follow the black tar road… follow the white cement road.
Things never heard before.
“Dad, can we go for a walk!”
#PokemonGO
Sign before all private property…
#PokemonGOers shall be prosecuted!
Matter of time before someone names a new variety of fruit #PokeManGO.
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Stiff penalty for trolls.
Amnesty for terrorists.
Admiration for the murderous Communists.
Ridicule for the economic right.
Ban nationalism.
Support “Bharat tere tukde”.
Modi and Trump aren’t the same.
The Liberal-Media’s reactions, attacks, intolerance and modus operandi are exactly the same.
That’s the key.
44-year-old Mrs Vadra who’s never worked a day in her life and still enjoys non-stop government perks deserves to be PM, not Modi.
For #AdarshLiberals, the ABC of virtue…
Afzal Burhan Che.
Fall of #AdarshLiberals…
2014: Can’t fight Modi.
2015: Can’t fight Amit Shah.
2016: Can’t even fight Arnab.
#AdarshLiberals rules for Government…
1% of India are Communists, but Commie organizations can rule.
80% are Hindu, but stay away from all Hindu organizations.
Free and fair democratic elections are fine only to the point where their results agree with us.
#Modi #Trump #Brexit
Amazing how many prominent personalities outraging over Bihar’s Jungle Raj still love and admire Lalu.
Political dynasts with cases against them shouldn’t contest unless they happen to be Hillary.
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When did this happen?
Terrorist lives—He’s freedom fighter.
Terrorist dies—He’s martyr.
Soldier lives—Who cares?
Soldier dies—Who cares?
Poor misguided terrorist was forced into it by issues and must be forgiven.
Vicious anonymous online troll must be hunted down and arrested.
It is the Indian State, of which we are all a part, that is both the problem and solution to the Kashmir problem.
The Indian Army is merely following orders.
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Free W̶i̶F̶i̶ drama
20 c̶o̶l̶l̶e̶g̶e̶s̶ +1 office of profit cases
500 s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶s̶ Cr ads
S̶w̶a̶r̶a̶j̶ AAPraj
New l̶e̶a̶d̶e̶r̶ dictator
Most State governments communicate with the Centre via post, email and phone.
The Delhi government does so via full page newspaper ads across India.
For the benefit of the people of Delhi, MLA should release a list of MLAs who don’t have any kind of cases against them, no matter how small the list.
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Incredible India…
1977: Sanjay Gandhi destroys all copies of film Kissa Kursi Ka.
2016: Sonia Gandhi makes Kissa Kursi Ka hero Uttar Pradesh Chief.
#RajBabbar
If Mrs Vadra finally heads UP campaign, headline should be…
Congress finally gives job to unemployed woman.
If Pappini campaigns for 2017 UP polls, media will go batshit crazy.
If she super flops then they’ll have a super relaunch for 2019.
#MrsVadra
The roles of Pappu and Pappini keep getting larger and larger with each passing year and yet they are still so teeny weeny.
#CongressSinking
Had there been social media in 1947, a totally exposed Nehru would have quit politics in disgrace by 1955.
Congress in UP…
Prez: Babbar.
CM candidate: Dixit.
Mascot: Mrs Vadra.
Strategist: PK.
Mentor: Pappu.
Overall boss: Sonia.
#TooManyCooks
Raj Babbar will get voters a full meal in Rs 12 in UP and Congress will storm the elections.
Article 356 is Copyright of Congress.
BJP got royally hammered in Arunachal Pradesh on grounds of Copyright violation.
#PresidentsRule
At 88—Advani hopes to be President.
At 78—Sheila wants to be UP CM.
At 50—Salman off/on screen bachelor.
At 46—Pappu fresh youth icon.
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Religious intolerance in India would’ve shocked Mahatma Gandhi.
—Obama.
Racial intolerance in US would have shocked Martin Luther King.
—Reality.
Obama made snide remarks about Indian intolerance.
US religious committees tried to butt in.
They should look into their own backyard.
US.
18th century—Independent.
19th century—Ended slavery.
20th century—Ended segregation.
21st century—Still fighting for racial equality.
Thatcher first woman head of State of West in 1979.
UK repeating with Theresa in 2016, while US still struggling with a first.
UK got its first man PM in 1721.
It got a woman PM 258 years later.
US got its first man President in 1789.
1789 + 258 = 2047.
If Hillary misses the bus, then US could break UK’s record.
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