Yet more “Communism is dead” musings…

Communism.
Born in 1848.
Died in 1991.
What is present today should be called ‪#‎ZombieCommunism‬.

Communism is a Political Ponzi Scheme which enriches the leaders propagating it and impoverishes the common passes participating in the scheme.

There are three types of people in this world…
1. Capitalists.
2. Capitalist-hypocrites calling themselves communists.
3. Capitalist-hypocrites calling themselves socialists.

By ideology we are either socialists or communists or whatever.
But by lifestyle we are all capitalists.
Each and every one of us.

Media.
Governments.
Academic institutions.
Intellectuals.
Liberals.
Seculars.
NGOs.
Social media owners.
All have a Leftist slant.
‪#‎Fact‬

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Keep attacking Modi musings…

Closed Loop!
No matter what Modi does, he will be rubbished.
So he should do what he wants.
Which he is doing anyway.
And getting rubbished.

When Modi wins in 2019, the ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ next 5-year-plan will be…
“How Modi will definitely lose in 2024 and Pappu will save India”.

4 stages of Indian Secularism…
1. Recognize no religion.
2. Recognize all religions.
3. Appease minorities.
4. Abuse majority religion.

Hollywood has Hunger Games.
India has Anger Games starring Sri Sri Kejri Baba and Sri Pappu Maharaj.

How is “India is my home and I will breathe my last here” an answer to “What are the details of the ‪#‎AgustaScam‬?”
Why is it even being accepted as an answer?
#Sonia

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The Congress continues to sink musings…

Prominent preservation agitations…
1. Save the Tiger.
2. Save the Ganga.
3. Save the Congress.

I don’t feel sorry for Manmohan Singh.
He signed all the documents.
And for 10 years.
Tomorrow a policeman may allow crime to happen and claim innocence by same logic.

If it’s going to take to the streets for every problem it has, then Congress might as well set up camp on the streets of India 24X7 till 2019.

Motilal became Congress President in 1919 and formally founded the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty.
Pappu will become Congress President by 2019 and formally end the Dynasty.

Manmohan: Congress is India’s soul.
Truth: Congress is India’s sole.
Puri tarah se ghis gaya hai. Replacement ki zaroorat hai.

You can’t make this stuff up…
The virtual dictator of the most corrupt party in India is doing a march to save democracy and there’s a poster with Vadra!

While addressing Lok Sabha…
I’d like to address this August House.
While addressing Congress strategy meet…
I’d like to address this Agusta House.

2014: Prevent Modi from coming to power.
2015: Prevent Modi’s achievements from being showcased.
2016: Prevent Supreme Leader from going to jail.
‪#‎Congress‬ ‪#‎Agusta‬ ‪#‎NH‬

Nehru ½ of Mahatma
Indira ⅓ of Nehru
Rajiv ¼ of Indira
Sonia ⅕ of Rajiv
Pappu ⅙ of Sonia
Priyanka 1/7 of Pappu
Vadra ⅛ of Priyanka
Vadra4PM!

Just get Sibal to give a press conference and declare…
Zero loss in all scams!
End of story.
‪#‎AgustaWestland‬

One poster had the Nehru Gandhi Vadra Dynasty.
Is it a march for democracy or march for monarchy?

Right now the party is debating who should be the losing Congress UP Chief Ministerial candidate in 2017.

For Congress leaders…
India = Congress = Dynasty.
So they feel that what they are doing is totally right.

We have a right to rule.
We have a right to be corrupt.
You don’t even have a right to question us.
‪#‎Congress‬

Sonia-Pappu arrested temporarily so then can get a feel to see what it will feel like when it becomes permanent.

What is your strategy?
Congress: Ulta chor kotwaal ko daate 24X7 365 days a year.

Years as MP before being offered PM’s post…
Nehru: 0.
Indira: 2.
Rajiv: 3.
Sonia: 0.
Pappu most qualified.
He has been MP for 12 years already.

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The Kejri absurdity continues musings…

What have you done?
Narasimha Rao: A 100 new policies.
Chandrababu Naidu: A 100 new projects.
Lalu: A 100 months of Jungle Raj.
Kejri: A 100 baseless allegations.

History repeats itself first as a tragedy (Kejri’s first term in office) then as a farce (Kejri’s second term in office).

Beyond comedy there is farce.
Beyond farce there is Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Kejri is the only person in Indian politics who is a parody of himself.
You can’t distinguish between his real and spoof handles on Twitter.

Kejri thinks his one Tweet has more impact than an ED/CBI probe or a court judgement.
Welcome to our very own Judge Advocate Twitter General!

I never thought there could be a worse idea than Lalu-RJD.
Then Kejri-AAP happened.

Is he an ad for Communism or anarchy or nautanki?
‪#‎Kejriwal‬

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Sonia is cornered musings…

Sonia nahi ye aandhi hai,
doosri Indira Gandhi hai.
1. Indira did Emergency.
2. Indira was arrested.
3. Indira promoted son at party’s cost.

Sonia has surpassed Nehru, Indira and Rajiv put together.
(In terms of number of scams that have come out during her party presidency)

Sonia agitates on roads.
Sonia applies for bail in court.
Sonia gives byes to media.
Sonia marches in sun.
Sonia courts arrest.
‪#‎AccheDin‬

1975, Delhi…
Indira watches in disgust as Opposition protests in streets, stalls Parliament and refuses to accept PM’s authority.
2016, heaven…
Indira watches in disgust as her bahu protests in streets, stalls Parliament and refuse to accept PM’s authority.

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Swamy enters Rajya Sabha musings…

RS now stands for Rajya Swamy.

Main Chairman hu.
—Ansari.
Main Deputy hu.
—Kurien.
Main House leader hu.
—Jaitley.
Main LoP hu.
—Azad.
Ab main hi main hu.
—Swamy.
‪#‎RajyaSabha‬

The Rajya Sabha “Poke” feature lay dormant for many years, but now Swamy is using it on just about everyone.

Most of Swamy’s allegations end up in court, none of Kejri’s do.
Media verdict: Swamy is a loose canon while Kejri’s the real deal.

Prabhu: I just launched a Jal Doot Express. What about you?
Swamy: I think a Jail Doot Express would be nice!
‪#‎2G‬ ‪#‎NH‬ ‪#‎Agusta‬ ‪#‎Jaya‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru