Wife: Swami!
PC: Woh naam mat lo mere saamne!
Party worker: Ki chhora Ganga kinare waala…
Maya: Mat gaana ga woh! Chhora haath dho kar hi peeche pad gaya hai UP ke!
Worker: Can sir…
Rahul: Cancer? Stop talking nonsense!
Sometime after the World Cup final…
Madam: Sachin is a real bharat ratna!
PC (To himself): Hmmm, now we’ll have to change the rules!
© Sunil Rajguru