UPA2 preparing for UPA3…

Many successful schemes in UPA1 led to the reality that is UPA2.

Now UPA2 is going all out to ensure there will be a UPA3.

Some of the schemes on the anvil…

NREGA2: After the Mahatma Gandhi NREGA, now we will soon have the Rahul Gandhi NREGA or Net Regulation Employment Guarantee Act where millions of unemployed urban youth will be hired to pre-screen millions of Facebook, Twitter and Orkut accounts along with tens of thousands of prominent websites and blog.

RTI2: The RTI Act Part 2 will cover the politicians’ Right to Information related to our online accounts, logins, passwords, identities etc. Now the Internet companies will simply have to provide whatever Information that the politicians feel they have a Right to.

New States Re-organisation Bill: The UPA will come out with a bill to divide India into 50 states to pre-empt moves like Telangana, Vidarbha and the splitting UP. It will also go well with the party’s “Divide and Rule” policy.

4G: To bring in much-needed extra revenue for the government’s coffers. A Raja is likely to make a spectacular comeback.

Cyber Communal Violence Bill: The Communal Violence Bill will be modified for cyberspace and instead of State governments, the Centre will be able to dismiss Internet companies that don’t co-operate with it.

© Sunil Rajguru

Grand achievements of the Union Cabinet of Ministers…

Manmohan Singh: I nearly Nuked the government once and almost did it again with the Foreign (DI) Hand.

P Chidambaram: I converted the Ministry into “Home” operations for the party.

Pranab Mukherjee: I brought about tremendous Financial growth in inflation and hikes.

Kapil Sibal: I mastered Miscommunication and Misinformation and turned politics into a “legal” Technology.

A Raja: I converted Telecom into Telecon and pulled Rs 1.76 lakh crore magically out of thin air (spectrum).

Abhishek Manu Singhvi: I single-handedly converted the Lokpal into a Netapal.

Praful Patel: I laid the seeds of Aviation becoming less Civil.

S Jaipal Reddy: Thanks to me, Petroleum is full of Gas.

Ambika Soni: I Broadcast Misinformation.

MK Azhagiri: I Fertilized the DMK.

Suresh Kalmadi: I showed how any Common Wealth could be turned into a financial Game for any politician.

Sharad Pawar: I made sure that all political Food was Consumed by the UPA and facilitated for political and private (non-Public) Distribution.

© Sunil Rajguru

The Theory of Lokpal Relativity…

Classic Saying: Delhi door hai.
Anna Saying: Delhi paas hai.

Congress: Lokpal paas hai.
Anna: Lokpal door hai.

Congress: Bhrashtachar door hai.
Anna: Bhrashtachar (tumhare) paas hai.

Congress: RSS (tumhare) paas hai.
Anna: RSS door hai.

Anna: Hamare paas Lok taqat hai.
Congress: Tumse door Lok Sabha hai.

Anna: Aam aadmi (tumhare) paas nahin hai.
Congress: Aam chunav door hai.

© Sunil Rajguru