For the first time ever, Sonia stands isolated…

Ever since Sonia Gandhi entered the Indian scene, she has directly or indirectly been in a position of great power. Take a look…

1968-77: Daughter-in-law of Prime Minister.

1977-80: Daughter-in-law of Leader of the Opposition.

1980-84: Daughter-in-law of Prime Minister.

1984-89: Wife of Prime Minister.

1989-91: Wife of Leader of the Opposition.

1991-98: Every Prime Minister wary that Sonia directly or indirectly can topple him.

1998-2004: Leader of Opposition.

2004-14: Controller of Prime Minister.

As you can see, it’s a continuous chain and for the first time it has been broken.

2004-16: Prime Minister not dependent on her and there isn’t even a Leader of Opposition in the Lok Sabha.

That’s why Parliament is being disrupted non-stop and Bills are not being passed so that the Prime Minister becomes dependent on Sonia and parity is restored.

That’s why the Supreme Court was approached for the Leader of the Opposition post even though there was a next to zero chance for success.Parity had to be restored.

The plan has been totally busted for it should have been…

2014-__: Mother of Prime Minister.

Mission 2019 is reaching a desperation stage in 2016 itself.

© Sunil Rajguru

This is Pappu. Be like Pappu!

This is Pappu.
Pappu takes long vacation whenever he wants.
Pappu bunks work.
Pappu idles around in the work place.
Pappu keeps losing in cool in public.
Pappu generally enjoys life and doesn’t give a damn to anyone.
Be like Pappu.

This is Kejri.
Kejri sleeps on the road at midnight.
Kejri does dharna.
Kejri does nautanki.
Kejri does u-turns.
Kejri does no work and blames everything on others.
Kejri uses Twitter for trolling.
Like Pappu, Kejri generally enjoys life and doesn’t give a damn to anyone.
Be like Kejri.

This is Sonia.
Sonia strikes fear in the hearts of #AdarshLiberals.
Sonia strikes fear in the hearts of senior editors.
Sonia strikes fear in the hearts of most politicians.
Sonia strikes fear in the hearts of intellectuals.
Sonia strikes fear in the hearts of writers.
Sonia strikes fear in the hearts of most prominent Indians.
Be feared like Sonia.

This is Mamata.
Mamata doesn’t believe rapes are happening.
Mamata doesn’t believe in Malda.
Mamata doesn’t think the porous border is a threat.
Mamata doesn’t think there is any violence happening in her State.
Mamata thinks she is giving brilliant governance.
Be blissfully unaware like Mamata!

This is Lalu.
Lalu allows murder.
Lalu allows kidnapping.
Lalu allows theft.
Lalu allows Jungle Raj.
Lalu allows just about anything.
Be tolerant like Lalu.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu-Kejri musings…

#StartUpPappu? I in 2004.
#StartUpPappu II in 2009.
#StartUpPappu III in 2014.
#StartUpPappu IV in 2019.
#StartUpPappu V in 2024.
#StartUpPappu VI in 2029.
…ad infinitum…ad nauseam…

#StartUpPappu? was started in 2004.
In 2016, it is still starting.

Everyone will get his or her 15 minutes of fame.
But I will get my 15 minutes of fame 15 million times.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Upgrade mobile. Downgrade State.
Mamata worse than Buddhadeb.
Akhilesh worse than Maya.
Kejri worse than Sheila.
Nitish’s new deputy worse than predecessor.

Rang De Nautanki.
#BlackInk #Drama

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The truth about the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

Jawaharlal Nehru…

9 ways in which Nehru was a bad pioneer…
April 13, 2015, Sify.com

Meet India’s four great dictators
November 15, 2014, Sify.com

Seven reasons why Nehru was a bad first PM
April 30, 2014, Sify.com

How Nehru cultivated the cult of the dictator
30 July, 2013, Sify.com

Rajiv Gandhi…

Why Rajiv Gandhi Was The Most Communal PM In India’s History
December 8, 2016, IndiaFacts.co.in

On the 4th-gen dynasty’s 40-year misrule…
January 27, 2015, Sify.com

Sonia Gandhi…

National Herald Case: Is this the end-game for Sonia Gandhi?
December 21, 2016, Sify.com

Of SoniaBhakts, PappuBhakts and KejriBhakts
July 13, 2015, Sify.com

6 court cases involving the Sonia-Rahul duo
July 25, 2014, Sify.com

National Herald case: The end of Sonia Gandhi?
June 29, 2014, Sify.com

Eight times when media was petrified of Sonia…
May 12, 2014, Sify.com

10 questions I’m dying to ask Sonia Gandhi
31 October, 2012

8 masterstrokes of Sonia Gandhi
02 July, 2012, Sify.com

Rahul Gandhi…

4-stage rocket Pappu relaunched yet again
April 21, 2015, Sify.com

Five reasons why Pappu will be a disastrous PM
April 26, 2014, Sify.com

Leadership SWOT analysis: Rahul Gandhi
March 24, 2014, Sify.com

8 great Pappu nautankis
February 5, 2014, Sify.com

5 fallouts of the Pappu interview
February 1, 2014, Sify.com

What Pappu actually said in his interview…
27 January, 2014, Sify.com

Son of the soil trumps shahezaada
01 November, 2013, Sify.com

Rahul Gandhi disappoints yet again
16 November, 2012

What is wrong with Rahul Gandhi?
5 November, 2012

Priyanka Vadra…

10 pieces of Vadra notoriety
November 3, 2014, Sify.com

7 urgent questions for Priyanka Vadra!
April 30, 2014, Sify.com

5 possible reasons why Priyanka isn’t contesting
April 28, 2014, Sify.com

And just who is Priyanka Vadra anyway?
April 24, 2014, Sify.com

Misc…

Don’t blame Modi for Godhra if you are ready to spare Gandhis
October 28, 2015, DailyO.in

Is 2014 the year that the Congress party died?
December 22, 2014, Sify.com

2014: Fall of a dynasty and other lessons
June 1, 2014, Sify.com

A chaiwallah beats all the dynasties…
May 23, 2014, Sify.com

How Congress always crushed the media
February 25, 2014, Sify.com

6 mistakes of Mahatma Gandhi
15 November, 2013, Sify.com

30 rebels against the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty
06 November, 2013, Sify.com

7 leaders who could have shut out the dynasty
30 October, 2013, Sify.com

Give Cong a strong mandate & you’re in trouble!
25 February, 2013, Sify.com

The Nehru-Gandhi dynasty: Fated to rule India
23 January, 2013, Sify.com

More #‎SoniaRahulHazirHo‬ #NationalHeraldScam musings…

If Pappu breaks traffic rule and cop fines him, he’ll disrupt Parliament.
Headline will be…
BJP-backed Delhi Police derails GST and reforms in India.

Herald a new dawn for National pride!

Congress most consistent party.
Arrogant in power.
Arrogant in Opposition.
Arrogant throwing people in jail.
Arrogant while going to jail.

Congress President ashamed by appearing in court.
Premier newspaper headline has snatches of … “Cong celebrates” “tears into Modi” and “vendetta”.
Welcome to La La Land!

If and when Sonia is convicted, Congress will demand a Bharat Ratna for her supreme struggle against vendetta and intolerance.

The party which threw thousands in jail without a trial is frothing at the mouth at just the beginning of a simple sessions court trial.

#‎Bail‬ ho ya ‪#‎Jail‬,
Congressi bolega ‪#‎Hail‬,
Aam junta bolega ‪#‎Fail‬,
Hai in the Congress coffin final ‪#‎Nail‬,
End of ‪#‎Tale‬.

Sad times.
Court summoning is a triumph against vendetta.
Bail is a triumph.
No matter what sordid deed you do, it’s a triumph.

If becoming an accused and appearing in court is so noble then I guess most Congress leaders won’t mind following that path in the years to come.

The four stages…
1. Indian National Congress (Freedom movement).
2. Indian National Congress (Political party).
3. Congress (Indira).
4. Congress (Sonia).

C
O
Nehru-Motilal-Jawaharlal
Gandhi-Indira-Priyanka
Rajiv-Rahul-Robert
E
Sanjay
Sonia
C,O,E—Reserved for future generations.

Instead of fighting for 2019, the Congress is still fuming over 2014.

Indira comeback vs Sonia comeback…
Then: Indira most popular.
Now: Modi most popular.
Then: Indira 153 Lok Sabha seats.
Now: Sonia 45 seats.
Then: Jail without case.
Now: Solid case first.

GST to unko hataana hi tha,
‪#‎NationalHerald‬ to sirf ek bahana hi tha.
‪#‎LetParliamentWork‬

Whether Pappu decides to go to jail or not will be decided solely on whether Tihar has TV with Chhotta Bheem or not.

“I am the law”…

1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru