Kejriwal’s Theatre of The Absurd continues…

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Kejriwal: Paid media, paid media, paid media…
Q: Who paid for your private plane ride?
Kejriwal: Media paid.

Party of the TV by the TV for the TV in the TV across the TV inside the TV due to TV embrace the TV attack the TV live by TV die by TV.
#AAP

A future jail scene…
Convict A: I’m a drug addict and one day I went too far.
Convict B: I’m a gambling addict and one day I went too far.
Kejriwal: I’m a media coverage addict and one day I went too far.

What if you went to a movie and saw 16 back-to-back item songs instead of the movie?
That sums up AAP’s existence till now.

Spot the difference…
Attend swearing-in ceremony by small private car.
Attend media ceremony by small private plane.

Kuch bhi kaho, the NaMo-Pappu-Kejru political campaign may be the most entertaining ever in Independent India’s history.

Mr Clean Rajiv: Bofors.
Mr Clean MMS: Scam buffet.
Mr Clean Antony: Defence scams-disasters.
Mr Clean Kejriwal: Anarchy-hypocrisy.
Clean is the new Dirty.

The AAP wanted to replace BJP as the alternative.
Instead it is replacing the Congress as the most hated.

Brilliant team…
Kejriwal & Co. for activism.
Journos Ashutosh-Shazia to ensure media coverage.
Lawyers Bharti-Bhushan to defend them in court.

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When the AAP turned to violence…

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Under AAP, India’s GDP will rise exponentially.
(Goondagardi Dharnas Personal attacks)

With all the FIRs being filed against AAP even if they eventually do come to power, their leaders will have to take oath of office on bail.

Every party = Violence + Arrogance + + Corruption + Governance.
AAP = Violence + Arrogance.
No Governance.
No Corruption but only because No real chance to do it yet.

Step 1: Provoke, create nuisance in enemy ground.
Step 2: Shout at authorities to get detained.
Step 3: Use it as pretext to attack rival.
Step 4: Rival hits back.
Step 5: Media spotlight back!
Mission accomplished!

They wanted to be…
The First Party.
They have become…
The FIR party.
#Dharna #KhirkiRaid #BJPOfficeAttack

Hum eenth ka jawaab pathar se denge,
Aur Indian politics ko Stone Age me le jaayenge.

It’s the BJP’s fault.
Kejriwal is the law.
How can he be retained even if it’s his fault?

Delhi to sirf jhaaki hai,
Saara Bharat baaki hai.

AAP: We will replace the BJP!
(Not happening!)
AAP: OK, we will replace the Congress.
(Not happening!)
AAP: OK, we will replace the MNS.
(Ah, possible!)

The AAP is like the weakling who keeps provoking the bully.
If the bully keeps quiet, provocation continues, if he hits back then the weakling gets sympathy.

Pre-1947: Mahatma Gandhi masters the art of peaceful protests.
2014: The grandson of Mahatma Gandhi participates in a protest that turns violent.

Kejriwal: I would like to thank Modi’s Gujarat for arresting me. I am back in the headlines again! Yippeeee!!!!!

Q: How will Kejriwal end criminalization of politics?
A: By breaking multiple laws.
#CuttingPowerConnections #Dharnas #Section144 #Vigilantism #Defamation #ModelCodeOfConduct

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AAP: The party with a difference…

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Arrogance of Congress
+ Infighting of BJP
+ Violence of SP
+ Ego of Mayawati
+ Ideology of CPM
+ Nautanki of Laloo
+ Modus operandi of MNS
= AAP

The ABC of Indian politics…
AAP. BJP. Congress.
Where…
Congress = Ruling party.
BJP = Principal opposition.
AAP = Famous without a reason.

If the AAP got one vote for every sound bite across hundreds of channels day in and day out, then Kejriwal would easily become Prime Minister.

Jo darr gaya,
samjho mar gaya.
—Gabbar Singh in Sholay 1975.
Jo dharna gaya,
samjho AAP mar gaya.
—Gabbar Kejriwal in Sholay 2014.

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Stuck like a broken record…

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Q: What are your strengths?
Kejriwal: These are the weaknesses of the other parties.

Q: Why should we vote for you?
Kejriwal: This is why you shouldn’t vote for the other parties.

Q: What are your ideas to improve India?
Kejriwal: This is how the other parties are destroying India.

Q: What are your ideas to improve the economy?
Kejriwal: Mukesh Ambani is controlling the economy through crony capitalism.

Q: What action will you take against Bharti?
Kejriwal: What action will the Centre take against Delhi Police?

Q: List your achievements in Delhi.
Kejriwal: Here is a list of corrupt political leaders throughout the great country.

Q: Why should we make you Prime Minister?
Kejriwal: This is why Narendra Modi should never be Prime Minister.

Q: What is your name?
Kejriwal: His name is Narendra Modi.

Q: What is your party’s name?
Kejriwal: BJP is a communal party.

© Sunil Rajguru

2014 main governance gaya tel lene…

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Shut the city! I want to save my vigilante minister.
—Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal.

Shut the State! I hate my own party.
— Chief Minister Kiran Reddy.

I’ll release the killers of a Prime Minister and launch my campaign to be Prime Minister.
—Jayalalitha.

Uttar Pradesh burning? So just make me Prime Minister!
—Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Many crimes against women in West Bengal? Just make a woman Prime Minister!
—Mamata Banerjee.

Shut the State! I want to be Prime Minister.
— Chief Minister Nitish Kumar.

© Sunil Rajguru

The A to Z of the Aam Aadmi (Party)…

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Anarchic Aadmi.

Bhagoda Aadmi.

Congress se samarthan lene waala Aadmi.

Dharna karne waala Aadmi.

“Everybody is corrupt” bolne waala Aadmi.

Fighting fighting fighting Aadmi.

Gaali dene wala Aadmi.

His exalted highness Aadmi.

I, me aur main waala Aadmi.

Jokes ke viruddh Aadmi.

Khaas Aadmi.

Law break karne waala Aadmi.

Media ka created Aadmi.

Nautanki Aadmi.

Oonche mahalo main rahane waala Aadmi.

Press conferences waala Aadmi.

Question pe questions thokne waala Aadmi.

Racist Aadmi.

Subsidy dene waala Aadmi.

Topi pahanane waala Aadmi.

Uganda ke viruddh Aadmi.

Vigilante Aadmi.

Waampatti Aadmi.

Xtra clean Aadmi.

Yesteryears ke policies waala Aadmi.

Zabardast gusse waala Aadmi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru